BAS Tabloids! (bas_tabloids) wrote, @ 2003-01-18 02:53:00

miss_julia gave tobeymaguire a lapdance. and in other news....

In our first ever interview with nattie_portman, tobeymaguire, gwendiestefani, playful_lena, leodicaprio and rachel_rr11.


BAS Tabloids: EVERYONE, DESCRIBE NATALIE IN ONE WORD.
Natalie: *blinks*
Tobey: Rapist.
Leonardo: Portman.
Lena: NATHALIE-ISH!
Julia: SEDUCTIVE - said Julia
Rachel: HOT!
Leonardo: How bout everyone decribes MMEEE in one word!
Rachel: Uhh
Natalie: .....Titanic.
Leonardo W DC: HAr.
Julia: excitement
Rachel: ILL NEVER LET GO JACK ILL NEVER LET GO! -fake sobs-
Leonardo: Titanic was SO long ago.
BAS Tabloids: Okay. This isn't gonna work. So let's do some word association, shall we?
Tobey: ::Looks down:: No way I'm letting go either.
Leonardo: WHy do i still get this shit!
BAS Tabloids: First word.....BUGS.
Tobey: Life?
Lena: leo
Natalie: BUTTS. i dont know.
Rachel: YEAH WHAT NAT SAID!
Julia: Survivor
Julia: WAIT
Julia: no
Rachel: WAIT!
Julia: Jesus Christ
Rachel: ladybugs!
Julia: wait
BAS Tabloids: Next Two Words. Michelle Branch.
Tobey: ::Blink::
Natalie: .....beautiful. *nods*
Julia: LICKABLE
Rachel: SWEET!
Lena: amazing
BAS Tabloids: Next. Julia Stiles.
Lena: SEXAYY!!!!
Rachel: DO=ABLE!
Natalie: sexy and a great actress!
Lena: SEXY-AWSUM-I-WANNA-BANG-HER-ish *teehee*
BAS Tabloids: NEXT. ASS.
Tobey: Crack
Natalie: I NEED TO GET SOME.
Lena: fucking
Julia: BOOTY CALL
Julia: anal sex
Rachel: yeah booty call!
BAS Tabloids: Next....Gwen Stefani.
Rachel: Pretty@
Not Quite Natalie: So damn cool.
Lena: Beautiful
Gwen: what about me?
Julia: AMAZING
Leonardo: Good person.
Leonardo: -nods-
Lena: thats 2 words!
Leonardo: good-person
Leonardo: hah
BAS Tabloids: Okay. Now for the real questions. *eyes light up* If you all could have sex with one person in the community, who would it be?
Natalie: *blinks*
Julia: hm..
Julia: wow
Lena: umm
Leonardo: My husband.
Julia: that's..upfront
Rachel: VIN DIESLE!
Tobey: DIESEL.
Rachel: asidfoaihgoiash bite me, tobey!
Lena: my Yulia
Natalie: *looks up* Tobey. Just because he's right there and I can't think of anyone else.
Tobey: No..I'd rather bite Natalie.
Julia: is George Clooney in our community?
Gwen: *pulls out another cig*
Nat: *blinks* Ouch.
Julia: ::laughs::
Julia: I would do... OMG I DONTKNOW
Gwen: I'd fuck uhh...
Gwen: ya' ma'
Gwen: I don't know what the hell kind'a question you gonna ask that for
Leo: If I wasnt with Josh. Then Chrissy.
Leo: -snort-
Natalie: question. If you guys could hurt anyone, who would it be?
Gwen: Paul Walker
Lena: ginger
Nat: wait um im not the person but OKAY.
BAS Tabloids: *blinx* Okay, my job was taken away.
Nat: Um I'd hurt.
Nat: Richard Simmons.
Rachel: LETS EXERCISE!
BAS Tabloids: Okay, last question. If you could date one person in the community, who would it be?
Gwen: I'd make out with Tobes.
Gwen: But he'd... yeah.
TobeyI'd date.. ::A bus goes by::
Lena: Lena would want to date... Angelina Jolie
Nat: I'd date *a tree falls down*
Tobey: I'd date Angie.
Gwen: Angie is my partner in crime
Tobey: But I want to date..::Bus goes by again::
BAS Tabloids: Last question. Is anyone here a virgin?
Tobey: ..I am.
Lena: NoPe
Tobey: Not.
Julia: I am
Natalie: Jules is?
Julia: *laughs evilly*
Nat: Psh. Liar.
Julia: i'm just kidding.
Leonardo: Hehe. Virgin. Not for... about 15 years.
Nat: Dude. Leo, how old were you when you had your first time?! *blinks*
Leo: ...err...14?
Gwen: Leo is a slut.
Nat: WHOA.
Lena: i was 15
Gwen: I was 18... haw.
Leonardo: Im so old...
BAS Tabloids: Last question. What was all of your first times like?
Nat: YOU HAVE BAD GRAMMAR.
Nat: And.
Lena: back seat .. windows up..
Leo: I dont even remeber her.
Nat: horrible. yeah. the guy forgot my name.
Leonardo: Yes it was a HER!
Nat: he called me Jenna. Asswipe.
Julia: my first time = painful
Gwen: my first time = aggresive as fuck.
BAS Tabloids: Thank you. Any last words for our readers?
Lena: Fuck me
Julia: Yes
Leonardo: I love you America!
Lena: and call me
Nat: Yo momma. And I wanna date *another tree falls*
Leonardo: I love my boy too.
Julia: Eat me
Gwen: Last words: I haven't said any shit true. Go to hell. And Paul Walker is a bitch, yet he gave me strawberries. Oh ya' , suck my dick if I had one.
Rachel: BITE INTO A SLIM JIM OOOOOOO YEAAAAHHHHH
Julia: I LOVE GEORGE CLOONEY
BAS Tabloids: Thank you. Peace and be careful not to get too many STDs. Peace and Love. And Tobey and Natalie, fuck already, kay? Bye kids.

So, what have we learned today kids? Tobey and Natalie don't wanna say who they'd date. *cougheachothercough*. I have bad grammar. Everyone has a strange obsession with Slim Jims. And all of these people are crazy. Till next time ;-)

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