Melanie (auntiemel) wrote, @ 2005-05-05 12:47:00

Wheels Are Turnin'
so, i was looking at REO Speedwagon's website to get myself excited about maybe going to see them play in June (I spent the summer I was 13 OBSESSED with REO Speedwagon...and I don'tuse the word obsessed lightly...can you say "memorized the liner notes to Hi-Infedelity?"), and when I saw their group photo, I thought to myself (and this is an exact transcript, btw),"Well, damn. Kevin Cronin's not even touring with them anymore...I'm not gonna haul ass down to Del Mar for....wait a second. What the fuck? What the FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK?????"


kevin cronin has short blonde hair now. short. blonde. hair.

That is just 32 flavors of ALL KINDS OF FUCKING WRONG!



*shudder* i guess i gotta just shake it off. but, this:



is what I remember him looking like. That's what he's SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE.


THIS:




fuck! why did he have to shit peroxide all over my childhood memories??? I mean it's not like he was ever really attractive, but DAMN. at least he used to resemble a rocker. not hilary clinton.



*SOB*

Rollin' With the Changes,

Melanie

PS-I tried *so hard* to work in a "Variety Tonight" joke...but it just didn't fit. LOL

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