Aronoded (aronoded) wrote, @ 2003-04-14 23:50:00

Current mood:	amused
Current music:	Leno

LMAO This was much fun


FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young RING WRAITH named HALDIR. He was OUT MOLESTING in the FUNKY forest when he met FABULOUS LEGOLAS, a run-away PROSTITUTE from the ROTTON Queen GALADRIEL.

HALDIR could see that FABULOUS LEGOLAS was hungry so he reached into his COD PIECE and give him his YEASTY LEMBAS BREAD. FABULOUS LEGOLAS was thankful for HALDIR's LEMBAS BREAD, so he told HALDIR a very FATHOMLESS story about Queen GALADRIEL's daughter ARWEN. How her mother, the ROTTON Queen GALADRIEL, kept her locked away in a TALAN protected by a gigantic WARG, because ARWEN was so SMELLY.

HALDIR GASPED. He vowed to FABULOUS LEGOLAS the PROSTITUTE that he would save the SMELLY ARWEN. He would JUMP the WARG, and take ARWEN far away from her eveil mother, the ROTTON Queen GALADRIEL, and HUMP her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a COLD WIND and FABULOUS LEGOLAS the PROSTITUTE began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic WARG from his story. ROTTON Queen GALADRIEL PONCED out from behind a SWAN BOAT and struck HALDIR dead. In the far off TALAN you could hear a SQUEEL.

THE END.

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