| Current mood: |  pissed off |
A Racist Asshole sounds like Z.U.M.E. to me!
Zumes thoughts on Canada and Canadians:
we've gotta overthrow the canadian cheif or overlord or poombah or whatever he calls himself. poor canada is a 9th world country, if you can even call it a country. but im in a giving mood. its hard to think canada, being the barbaric wasteland of filthy drunken pigs, is the 2nd largest country in the world. but none of them have an education, so by taking the roofs off their homes they'll drown in the rain by looking up. siilly canada has poisen rain, 'cause its canada.
Zumes thoughts on "Gays":
why are you so intense with your gay ways? why do you push them onto others? why do you wear flaming red silky shirts? why is your truck called the flaming dragon? why do you only hang out with men? why do you love anime so much then sell it for next to nothing, you paid thousands for it. why do you buy card games that you'l never play. how do you get away with so many things in this life, do you not learn lessons? do men not tell you to jump off a building? why do you breath with that smirk, why do you have such a good time all the time, why do you love your life so much that you don’t care what anyone thinks. why do you turn up your stereo at 1am in the morning to disturb people. why is your room lined with silk. i can pretend to not have a problem with gays, i can pretend not to care why you do the things you do, but the reality is you’re always offending people with how you wink at them, and how you grab at men who don’t deserve that harassment, and how you walk around town with no shirt on. no matter what i think of gays, you’re TOO gay. you make gays look really bad, even worse than i think they are. you live off the government, you suck the world dry, you make dirty snow fall all year round, and you cant get enough of it. you eat things that are very much non edible. youre a overly-gay/inappropriate man, and an iddiot, and i hope you'll realize these things. yeah youre a source of comedy, but dont you have any straight dreams? dont you have any plans for a career? dont you have any idea what youre doing? take down the dragon ball z poster, throw it away. goku is not real. stop sculpting krillin out of wet wads of toilet paper. stop kissing your cerial box with captain crunch on the cover. stop reading gay porn, stop downloading gay porn, stop MAKING gay porn.
[ a sidenote: Zumes interests include Anime ( which include only REAL people right? *scoff*, and porn!!!!!! And he's 'racist' against gays.. for gay porn??????? *scoff.*) ]
Zume's thoughts on Austrailians:
if i find out youre austrailian, you'd better watch your back. (i was born with a slight aussie-phobia, or maybe an aussie hurt my feelings when i was little. I DONT KNOW, but they give me the creeps!)
