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| Current music: | norah jones - come away with me |
Ain't nobody dope as me...
My hair's so fresh so clean. [so fresh and so clean, clean]. =)
First entry, don't really know how to start it. I think an age old conversation might do.
FROSH SaNz: its safe to say I inhaled my food
Caitoness: inhaled?
Caitoness: was it actually food?
FROSH SaNz: somewhat...
Caitoness: or was it...CRACK
FROSH SaNz: *GASP*
FROSH SaNz: *cough from inhaling so deep*
FROSH SaNz: NEVER
Caitoness: SAN *gasp*
Caitoness: i knew you SUPPLIED IT
Caitoness: but THIS?
FROSH SaNz: *slaps you* You don't know ANYTHING bith...
FROSH SaNz: yep
FROSH SaNz: thats right
FROSH SaNz: I called you a bith
Caitoness: BITH
Caitoness: lmfao
Caitoness: i'm a bith you're a bith. we're all bithes
FROSH SaNz: shut up BITH
FROSH SaNz: omfg
FROSH SaNz: I did it again
FROSH SaNz: *DIES 4687362 times*
Caitoness: LMAO..don't call me a BITH *flips hair*
FROSH SaNz: I told you NEVER to mention my supplying career ever again
FROSH SaNz: you...stupid bith
FROSH SaNz: DUDE
FROSH SaNz: WHERE IS THE C KEY
FROSH SaNz: I swear to god this is the worst time I'm having with one gahdayum word
Caitoness: i'm not a bith
Caitoness: YOU'RE the bith!
FROSH SaNz: this is fricking stupid, i don't have time for bitches like you
FROSH SaNz: FINALLY
FROSH SaNz: I SPELLED IT RIGHT
Caitoness: YAY!!!!
Caitoness: *claps*
FROSH SaNz: lmfao
Caitoness: wait
Caitoness: *looks at San* you called me a bitch
Caitoness: BITH!
FROSH SaNz: *dies*
FROSH SaNz: this so got off my supplying subject
FROSH SaNz: lmao
Caitoness: no see...now its PERSONAL
FROSH SaNz: ...
FROSH SaNz: what are you trying to say?
Caitoness: that i'm not a bith *breaks down in tears*
FROSH SaNz: I so never called you a bith
FROSH SaNz: I called you a bitch
FROSH SaNz: you misread!
Caitoness: nuh uh!
FROSH SaNz: YEAH HUH
FROSH SaNz: lol
Caitoness: FROSH SaNz: you...stupid bith
Caitoness: SEE
FROSH SaNz: *GASP*
FROSH SaNz: that wasn't me!
Caitoness: you called me a bith!
FROSH SaNz: it was the one-armed man!
Caitoness: YES IT WAS
Caitoness: *gasp*
FROSH SaNz: lmao
Caitoness: he wouldn't be good for se...
Caitoness: nevermind
FROSH SaNz: LMFAO
Caitoness: *looks innocent*
FROSH SaNz: mmhmmm
FROSH SaNz: *looks at your profile*
Caitoness: dirty dirty
Caitoness: that wasn't me
Caitoness: it was my mom
FROSH SaNz: *looks back at john*
FROSH SaNz: no john you can't have her mom's number
Caitoness: john?
FROSH SaNz: *shakes head* so back to THIS
FROSH SaNz: mayer
FROSH SaNz: lmao
Caitoness: oh...in that case. that was me
FROSH SaNz: O.O
FROSH SaNz: CAIT
FROSH SaNz: YOU BITH
FROSH SaNz: *slap*
Caitoness: OUCH *slaps back* don't call me a BITH! BITH!
FROSH SaNz: YOUR TRYING TO TAKE MY MAN...BITH
FROSH SaNz: *slap*
Caitoness: I DON'T WANT YOUR MAN
Caitoness: *slap* BITH
FROSH SaNz: THEN WHY'D YOU WANT WHAT YOUR PROFILE SAID TO BE YOUR WORK INSTEAD OF YOU MOMS WHEN I IMPLIED THAT MY JOHNNY BOY LIKED IT?!?!
FROSH SaNz: BITH! *slape*
FROSH SaNz: omfg
FROSH SaNz: **slap*
Caitoness: BECAUSE HE HAS MONEY
Caitoness: *slape*
Caitoness: BITH!
FROSH SaNz: (oooh my subpro is going to need an update after this in the humor section)
FROSH SaNz: *gasp* You want money?
FROSH SaNz: thats what you want from my John...
FROSH SaNz: his..MONEY!?!
FROSH SaNz: he'd never give a bith like you anything
Caitoness: YOU KNOW IT BITH!
Caitoness: what if i seduce him?
Caitoness: he won't be able to resist me
FROSH SaNz: *looks back at john*
FROSH SaNz: he says he doesn't like seduction. :-)
Caitoness: and how would you know?
Caitoness: he's ALREADY with me
Caitoness: bith!
FROSH SaNz: check his foot...
FROSH SaNz: if it doesnt say "established in 1977" its not the real john :-)
Caitoness: i don't want to take off his shoes
Caitoness: his feet smell
Caitoness: SAN SAN SAN SAN
Caitoness: donde es San?
FROSH SaNz: sorry!
FROSH SaNz: my dad just got home from KOREA
FROSH SaNz: :-)
Caitoness: ohhh...Korea?!
FROSH SaNz: lol
FROSH SaNz: and my neighbor just gave me a thank you card for watching their house while they were away
FROSH SaNz: WITH a 100 dollars in it
FROSH SaNz: O.O
Caitoness: ohh...AHHH
Caitoness: MONEY
FROSH SaNz: LOL
Caitoness: *tries to seduce San*
Caitoness: lmao
FROSH SaNz: LMFAO
Caitoness: If I could say what I wanna say,
I'd say, "I wanna blow you...AWAY".
Be with you every night, am I squeezing you too tight?
If I could say what I wanna see,
"I wanna see you go down...on one knee."
Marry me today, yes I'm wishing my life away,
With these things I'll never say.
Caitoness: seducive enough?
FROSH SaNz: O.O
FROSH SaNz: *nods*
FROSH SaNz: *hands you 20*
Caitoness: YAY :-D
Caitoness: hand over Haney
FROSH SaNz: *clutches him tight* HELL NO
FROSH SaNz: NEVER
FROSH SaNz: you don't get haydey either!
Caitoness: If I could say what I wanna say,
I'd say, "I wanna blow you...AWAY".
Be with you every night, am I squeezing you too tight?
If I could say what I wanna see,
"I wanna see you go down...on one knee."
Marry me today, yes I'm wishing my life away,
With these things I'll never say.
Caitoness: If I could say what I wanna say,
I'd say, "I wanna blow you...AWAY".
Be with you every night, am I squeezing you too tight?
If I could say what I wanna see,
"I wanna see you go down...on one knee."
Marry me today, yes I'm wishing my life away,
With these things I'll never say.
Caitoness: HAND THEM OVER BITH
FROSH SaNz: NEVER
FROSH SaNz: *takes out sword*
Caitoness: *takes out stick*
Caitoness: ummm...oh shit
Caitoness: LMAO
FROSH SaNz: LMAO
Caitoness: its wood
Caitoness: a wood stick
FROSH SaNz: lmao
Caitoness: whatever, me and my sticks can beat you anyday
FROSH SaNz: *cuts your sticks in half*
Caitoness: GREAT
Caitoness: TWO sticks
Caitoness: *sticks San with stick*
Caitoness: durr lol
FROSH SaNz: OW
FROSH SaNz: YOU bith
FROSH SaNz: *cuts one of your sticks in half*
Caitoness: *gasp* *sticks San AGAIN*
Caitoness: BITH!
Caitoness: 3 STICKS!
Caitoness: *sticks san in 3 places*
FROSH SaNz: Ow
FROSH SaNz: Ow
FROSH SaNz: OW!
FROSH SaNz: *tries to...sword you*
FROSH SaNz: lmao
FROSH SaNz: *hits your unauthentic john instead*
FROSH SaNz: *GASP*
FROSH SaNz: NO!!!
FROSH SaNz: wait...
FROSH SaNz: he's not my john
FROSH SaNz: *tries to sword you again*
Caitoness: *gasp*
Caitoness: YOU POPPED HIM!
FROSH SaNz: *dies*
Caitoness: *sticks you* REVENGE! you popped my John!
FROSH SaNz: omg...
FROSH SaNz: imagine if johns first name was cherry
FROSH SaNz: *DIES 23984721098576 times*
Caitoness: LMFAO
Caitoness: you popped my Cherry!
FROSH SaNz: omfg
FROSH SaNz: LMAO
Caitoness: Ahhh! LMFAO
Caitoness: Cherry Mayer
FROSH SaNz: *snort*
FROSH SaNz: it has that ring to it
Caitoness: he should be a woman
FROSH SaNz: NO
FROSH SaNz: lol
FROSH SaNz: he should be a GUY
Caitoness: he'd be one ugly ass woman lol
FROSH SaNz: who can play guitar!
FROSH SaNz: with...nimble fingers
FROSH SaNz: *thinks of possibilities*
FROSH SaNz: oh yes...
Caitoness: fingers
Caitoness: that YOU POPPED!
FROSH SaNz: and who happens to be ATTRACTIVE
Caitoness: *stick*
FROSH SaNz: the real johns fingers are actually long and quite nimble
FROSH SaNz: not popped. :-)
Caitoness: my real johns WERE..untill you popped them!
FROSH SaNz: your john wasn't REALY
FROSH SaNz: without the y
Caitoness: HE WAY REALY
FROSH SaNz: this sucks
FROSH SaNz: I have to go
Caitoness: Boo
FROSH SaNz: :-(
FROSH SaNz: *saves convo*
FROSH SaNz: I love you! :-)
Caitoness: lmao that was classic
Caitoness: i love you Sannay!
Caitoness: Bye Bye and good night!
so long ago yet, never forgotten. =)
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