*NV- Feel The Painnnn.
*Does anyone REALLY know What's Eating Vagina Grape?
*I just had an epitome!
*You ARE the full package!
*Excuse me, is that pony loaf? Rice-a-Poni.
*Shut up Gabe.
*May I have more potato salad and fried chicken?
*OMG, that's terrible. I've NEVER heard anyone use that word so freely.
*Elevator rides in the dark.
*GO TO BED.
*Hi my name is Meghan, and there's nothing interesting about me. Blahty blahty blah blah blah, tweetle deedle dee.
*I'd like a talled iced caffe mocha and a jumbo chocolate chip muffin. It's ALWAYS $4.97 on my day.
*Not on my time!
*Hey Sexy People... and barbara.
*Pale penis dragon.
*Stealing street signs should not be illegal.
*Oh Joseph! Up to your old tricks again. Trying to make children feel bad about their futures.
*It's called "Real Sex" and it's not porn.
*I've been here for while now. Got nothing better to do than count the days til my escape. For 11,568 hours I've patiently awaited..... SHIIIIITTTT......FUCKKKK...
*I saw you wearing those gay boy glasses.
*Don't play in the rain... especially at Donna's house.
*O is for ohhh in the bathtub.
*Changing voice recordings on Barbara's cell phone is fun.
*Pistachios are evil.
*So is peanut butter.
*You're so anal.
*Look the White Stripes.. let's all freak out.
*Starbucks is a higher power.
I miss you all more than you could imagine.
Thank you all for the inspiration.
Keep it up, you are amazing.
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