| Current mood: |  indescribable |
| Current music: | Flogging Molly :: Irish Drinking Song |
HUGE Congratulations to Ian and Ella.. even if I didn't get to steal Ian away and make him my pet have a threesome with me. lol I got to be a bridesmaid.. and I wore a dress and showed off my cleavage (I DO HAVE CLEAVAGE!!!!! >:O ) And then.. Ella went running scared.. Ian followed. Benji was the Maid of Honor and he wore a dress with a pink boa. Natalie was the best man and Joel was.. there. Norah was my date and the Alter Servant (was that what they called it? I don't know..) um.. Dave was the minister.. and he pulled Gwen into the mess. And.. yeah. It was fun. Brody kept telling me I don't have cleavage.. but I do. And.. um.. after Ian and Ella went running.. we had a triple wedding. Benji and Brody, Natalie and Joel and Me and My Penis. It was hot. Except when Natalie tried to have her dog kiss my penis.. that wasn't cool. And me and Joel got to be ghetto FITTY!!! and um.. yeah. Did I mention I married my penis?? It was hot. And then Drew came in and saved the day by proving I DO have cleavage. *nods* And I pissed drunk.. or was piss drunk.. or drunk pissed.. or something. It was great. And Benji said I could have Brody's foot.
So yeah.. in other news.. if you didn't hear about it elsewhere.. Katie and I broke up. Yes, I know I'm an asshole. And I feel so very bad for hurting her because I swear to God that was never my intent. I didn't mean to develop feelings and.. *sigh* if I could take back hurting Kate, I would. She's such a great person and I love her to death and I hope we stay friends. And if anyone wants to yell at me, go right ahead because I know I deserve it. But.. yeah. I don't know.
Chelle and I are taking things very slow.. and that's always a good thing. I'm not sure where things went wrong with Kate.. if we moved to fast or what.. but I started thinking on the way home from the UK.. if I can forget my girlfriend there.. is that a sign of bigger problems?? And then talking with Chelle that night... but I swear.. I NEVER cheated on Katie.. I would never do that to her at all. And she's being so fucking great about everything.. it makes me feel even worse. But I made my bed, I don't regret what I did, I only regret hurting Kate and.. I'm just running around in circles so I'm going to go back to bed now. The music room makes for a nice place :)
Oh yeah. You should all add  william__tell if you haven't yet because he's here now and I know you all love him anyway. :)
And yes Ian.. the penis icon again :-D
yay for marrying my penis!!
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