Andree (andree6969) wrote, @ 2005-08-01 15:05:00

We finally have furniture, weed, and the makings for key lime martinis. Basically, our apartment is heaven.

So the secret is out- the first penis in our molded penis collection was Jeff Koval's. And let me tell you... it was quite the process.

How to make a penis mold:
1) Get a fully erect penis
2) Measure the fully erect penis against the tube into which the mold will be poured. Cut the tube to the length of the penis.
3) Heat water to exactly 98 degrees.
4) Mix 98-degree water with the molding gel and stir and pour into tube.
5) Within 2 minutes of mixing water and gel, insert fully erect penis into tube. When penis is inserted into tube, mix will spill all over, so be sure to do this on a surface that you can easily peel the gel from (not carpet)
6) Keep penis in tube until gel dries.
7) When the gel mold is dry, remove penis and clean up. Let the gel mold sit for a couple hours.
8) Pour rubber stuff into the mold up to 1-inch from the top.
9) Insert vibrator into rubber stuff.
10) Let sit for 24 hours.
11) Remove your new vibrating dildo and place it in a vase surrounded by baby's breath.

That doesn't sound too bad, does it? Tim agreed to make two (one for us and one for Stephanie), and Pat (Jackie's Pat) also agreed... and we will get Amy's 18-year-old cousin Kenny's, no matter what his stupid brother says. We also wanna get one from every house on the row, to go next to their composites in our collection. Since each kit costs $60... this is gonna be an expensive hobby.

Jackie and I also decided that we really need to fill the kegerator. Like, now.

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