*Looks at himself in the mirror* Is that...a flaw I see? *Growls, leans in closer, smirks* I didn't think so. It's a new freckle. *Pushes his lips to the corner of his mouth* Hmmm..I will name him Ben Affleck number 147.
*Moves away from the mirror, grabs his bag of munchies* I have found a new obsession. A new fascination..a new..taste. Makes my mouth water. Other than myself...I've found Munchies. Only the classic mix will do though. *Looks around at the few bags he has* I wonder if it's enough...
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