*Stumbles into the hotel room, a big shit eating grin on his face, singing to the tune of "Frosty the snow man"*
Fuckity fuck fuck, fuckity fuck fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Fuckity fuck fuck, fuckity fuck fuck-*Stumbles, tripping over a piece of rug, catches himself, laughs* Fuck.
*Peels his sweat covered white tshirt off and tosses it, looks around, sighs, shrugs, snickers* Fuckity fuck fuck.
*Undoes his pants and kicks them off, almost toppling over in the process, switch the tune to Metallica's "Enter Sandman"*
Fuuuuckkk fuck fuckkkkkk, fuck fuck fuuuuuuuuuuck. Taaaaaake my haaaaand. Off to fu-*Falls onto the bed, closes his eyes, mumbling* Can't feel my lips. Fuck. *Laughs, sighs* Oh Jeezus. Fuck *Drifts off*
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