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What part of NO do you not understand?
I hate door to door salesmen...
This one dude tried to sell me water..
Man: "Hi there did you get some of the free water we're giving away today?"
Heidi: "Ummm.. no..."
Man: "Well we're giving away water, free drinking water when you buy a $35 water cooler.."
Heidi: (interrupting) "Oh, no thanks I'm not interested."
Man: "Oh... why you don't drink water???"
Heidi: (smile) I do, but I don't want to drink your water.
Man: Oh... ok... bye.... (leaves)
...And then the college students.... This was last week the day after I got my tongue pierced.
Man: "Hi there, we're from UNLV and we'd like to know if you'll help us gain our trip to rome."
Heidi: "Umm... ok.."
Man: "What I'd like to know is, do you like to dance?! (strikes a corny pose)"
Heidi: "Uhh, no I don't."
Man: "Aww come on, I need people to show up at this place this weekend, and the more people we get to attend, the more points we get to reach our goal..."
Heidi: (interrupting) "I'm sorry, I'm not interested and I just got my tongue pierced so I'm not feeling well"
Man: "You're how old?"
Heidi: "I'm 20."
Man: "Only 20?! Well take a look at this!" (shoves a paper into Heidi's hands)
(Heidi looks over the paper, which has a picture of rome, and some magazines with points under them)
Man: "So what do you see there?"
Heidi: "A picture of Rome.. and magazines."
Man: "No, I see POINTS!" (cheesy smile)
Heidi: (shoving paper back in his face) "I'm sorry I'm not interested in BUYING magazines!"
Man: "Nooo, they're points, wont you help us?!"
Heidi: "NO, sorry..." (closes the door slowly)
Man: "Awww man..." (walks away with a sad face)
...and yes my friends, thats EXACTLY what happened. OMG, I'm going to put a sign up next to my door which says, "I'm cheap, I wont buy anything from you, so go away and save us both time."
Oh and my tongue is fully healed. It feels great! ^_^ Its so happy... and pink, (no longer white and swollen) and my barbell is doing fine. No buildup on it because I brush it everyday like 3 times. I can change my barbell to a shorter one this weekend. I'm so excited! Finally I can get something lighter, so my speech will sound better. I have to work today. =/ 4-10pm ...well at least I get to sleep in. <3
~Heidi
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