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go...me...
Everyone has taken a survey. Even those of us who say we hate them. They're usually long and annoying but we get sucked into the first 10-20 questions and can't let go. So we finish all two million more questions. Here I have a simple five question survey. Your answers can be long and extensive. They can be concise. You don't have to take it, for all I care! Nothing will happen to you if you don't.
Here it is:
the not-so-typical Survey
1. I am a fanatic of...
2. I want to pummel the lights out of...
3. I miss from childhood...
4. My favorite swear word(s) is (are)...
5. If I ruled the world I would...
the not-so-typical Survey
1. I am a fanatic of...
-chocolate
-Sex and the City
-yoga
-writing stories
-IM goodness
-Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
-Beautiful men like Johnny Depp
-roller coasters
-people
-music
-Ben & Jerry's
-Chipotle's toddler-sized burritos
-Chinese food
-running
-singing
-driving
-friends
-cats (and other aminals)
(Wow, an awful lot of those involve eating. Hmm...)
2. I want to pummel the lights out of...
-Greg
-Kelly (for ruining Greg for the rest of Girldom)
-preps
-annoying people that say "jkjk lol" all the time, especially out loud
-dogs that shit in my room
-step siblings that don't take care of their own damn dog and its shit, even though I cleaned the shit out of *my* room
-Saddam Hussein
-Hitler
-George W. Bush
-Osama
-people
-Avril Lavigne
-The whole damn Simpson Clan, now including Ashlee
3. I miss from childhood...
-naptime
-snacktime
-recess
-stuffed animals
-cool(er) birthday presents
-snow days
-free summers
-not worrying about money
-Scooter, the dog I almost had. He did not shit in my room.
-invincibility
-higher self esteem
-no yucky boys
-tag (and other fun games)
-singing on the swings and playing fun imaginary games
-going to see every new Disney movie with my Daddy
-thinking my Daddy is my hero
-being able to fit in small spaces
4. My favorite swear word(s) is (are)...
-Fuck definitely wins. Fuck fuck fuck. It can be any kind of word. Noun, verb, adjective, adverb. Gotta love it.
-I like schmuck, too. It sounds funny. And it's Yiddish for 'penis'. Hehe. Penis.
5. If I ruled the world I would...
-Kill Saddam Hussein
-Bring World Peace
-Unite the religions of the world, giving them the kick in the balls they always needed to realize that they're all the fucking same!
-make Greg live on a desert island and die a virgin. Hah. I'm so evil.
-end abuse of all kinds.
-end bigotry, racism, etc.
-create a healthy chocolate. Make it its own food group. Without killing its wonderfullness, of course.
-ban annoying internet jargon. Make people speak in full sentences. Teach Americans how to speak their own fucking language. Give them an electric shock to the private parts when they fuck up.
ex. Person A: How are you?
Person B: I'm good.
*electric shock to private parts*
Person B: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! WELL! I'M WELL!
Me: Yeah, that's what I thought.
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