I'm just stting here sipping on my originally formulated rum picking up on my reading.
Yes, I did get offboard to go stand in line at midnight and buy the Harry Potter book.
It's disheartening being the unnappretiated pirate-slave!
I swear, there's more wenches then crew on this thing!
We oughtta force the prisoners to do work, ne?
I'm just going to continue reading and drinking...
Uh oh....the letters are gettin kinda blury and I....