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Kirsten Dunst (_kiki) wrote,
@ 2003-06-05 19:58:00
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    Mtv Movie Awards tonight. Woohoo! Everyone else was doing it and it was funny, so I did it. Sit back. Relax. Listen to my story.


    FAIRY TALE

    Once upon a time there has a young PORN STAR named TOBEY. He was RAPIDLY SLEEPING in the FUNNY forest when he met SEXY JAMES, a run-away STRIPPER from the LOUD Queen ELIZA .

    TOBEY could see that SEXY JAMES was hungry so he reached into his TUPERWARE and give him his FUNNY VEGETABLE. SEXY JAMES was thankful for TOBEY's VEGETABLE, so he told TOBEY a very HORNY story about Queen ELIZA 's daughter KIRSTEN. How her mother, the LOUD Queen ELIZA , kept her locked away in a STRIP JOINT protected by a gigantic MOUSE, because KIRSTEN was so CUTE.

    TOBEY RAN. He vowed to SEXY JAMES the STRIPPER that he would save the CUTE KIRSTEN. He would DANCE the MOUSE, and take KIRSTEN far away from her eveil mother, the LOUD Queen ELIZA , and HUMP her.

    Then, all of the sudden, there was a HOT EARTHQUAKE and SEXY JAMES the STRIPPER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MOUSE from his story. LOUD Queen ELIZA LAUGHED out from behind a CONDOM and struck TOBEY dead. In the far off STRIP JOINT you could hear a KERPLOP.

    THE END.

    Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com



    What did we learn children? Tobey Maguire is a porn star. I am cute. James Franco is sexy. Eliza likes to laugh behind condoms and can only be defeated by a good humping.

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