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Good Charlotte Interview
June 29th, 2001
Warped Tour '01 - Los Angeles, CA
Interviewers: Kim, Catherine and Christine Smith
Mainstream: If you could sum up life into a Bumper Sticker, What would it say?
Benji: Life is Benji, The rest is just details ….Benji is Life!
Paul: Oops I did it again!
Benji: I have what you want.
Joel: (To Benji) You Wish!
Joel: I'm Lost.
Mainstream: Do you like to play pranks on each other?
(Paul takes Interview Questions Paper)
Paul: Do you like to play pranks on each other? What's the worst, or funniest prank you have pulled on one another?
Benji: We stole all of Paul's clothes and made him play naked. …One time we cut Billy's arm off.
Mainstream: Oh and it grew back?
Billy: No its fake. ….Pranks? Do we really play pranks on each other? We don't really play pranks on each other.
Benji: One time they shot me!
Billy: You know the normal put their hand in hot water while they are sleeping so you wake up you have pee all over yourself.
Benji: One time we dropped a boulder on Billy's head.
Paul: I dropped an anvil on Benji.
Joel: I killed Paul's whole family.
Benji: I put rat poison in Billy's food one time.
Billy: I murdered Paul's entire family.
Paul: I'm still getting over it, but you know its all right, he's a nice guy. It was funny though.
Benji: One time I ripped all of Billy's toenails off.
Billy: And he ate them!
Paul: OK Next question….
Benji: One time I ripped Joel's nipples off! …One time I pierced Paul's butt cheeks together. (ALL) Laughing……
Mainstream: Would you ever consider turning in your instruments to learn choreography and become a Boy Band?
Benji: Umm….After you shot me in the head.
Paul: No, she said would you ever consider actually becoming a boy band?
Joel: But we are a boy band.
Mainstream: No, like the Backstreet Boys.
Benji: Have we ever murdered a boy band? YES! There was a band called P-Town, and we shot them!
Mainstream: Would you ever switch your instruments to become one of them like N'Sync, Would you ever want to be one of them?
Mainstream: For better ratings…Just in theory…..
Benji: Would you want us to?
Benji: I would rather, take dry wall screws and nail them into my toes.
Joel: I would rather kill Paul's entire family.
Mainstream: I thought Paul's family was dead already.
(GC) Oh Yeah!!
Mainstream: If you could be any Barbie doll, (Malibu, Disco, Evening, etc.) and Which one would you be and WHY?
Benji: Malibu Stacey! Malibu Stacey! I would be Malibu Stacey.
Joel: Bloody Barbie.
Benji: She has a cool car.
Mainstream: Stacey isn't Barbie.
Billy: I would be Ken so I could be getting up on Barbie all day!
Benji: I would the Barbie with the inter-changeable boobs.
Mainstream: They make those?
Joel: LA Barbie!
Paul: I would be a GI Joe Barbie
Billy: Crimp and Curl Barbie. That ones awesome. The one where you cut the hair and pump and more hair comes out. ….All right give us another good one.
Mainstream: Do you guys have any hidden talents? What impersonations can you do?
Billy: I can juggle.
Benji: I can disappear!
Mainstream: Oh Really?
Benji: Yeah! Watch! (Gets out of his seat to leave)
Billy: I can bend the top knuckles on all my fingers (he's double jointed).
Paul: I can do this! (Makes 3 little creases in his tongue) YEAH!!
Mainstream: Joel, do you have any special talents?
Joel: (Shakes his head) No, I'm just in the band
Benji: Yeah, he's just in the band