The Hellmouth
This house is so annoying. Spike's annoying. The SiT are annoying. Andrew's annoying. (Amusing, but annoying.) Sometimes I wonder why I even stay here. But then I remember I'm stupid and mortal, and I have to depend on Buffy for everything. Then I just sit back and sigh. Why did I ever give up on being a vengeance demon? Being a human for a few years ruined my perspective. Damn feelings...
This morning Spike tried to get me to join him in ganging up against the SiT. I agreed. I might as well. There isn't anything else to do in this stupid house. Except torture Andrew and make him cry. Dawn and I have had massive fun with that. Throwing things at him while he's sleeping and then pretending to be asleep when he wakes up is very enjoyable. It makes the days go by faster.
Xander keeps staring at me. I can totally tell he wants me. Well guess what, Xander! Eat your heart out. I'm OVER you...Ooh! He's looking at me again! Is this shirt too small??
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