Back. In black.
So, I'm back. Back to the one thing I didn't want to be back for. I saw how hard it was when we brought back Buffy, she started boinking Spike. (Apparently they're still all about that...*shiver*) So I knew, when I died, I didn't want to come back like that. Or come back at all, really. I guess I made up for all the things I did (torturing men by granting wishes of scorned women...) because I went to a sort of heaven. Like Buffy said, I think it was heaven, even though, yes, technically I'm a demon. Okay, well maybe it was like a demon heaven, eh? I don't know.
But then I find myself standing in a strange kitchen, with Amanda, Kennedy and Willow, and they look up at me from a freakin' spell book! And Willow looks strangely happy, and then I realize that she was the one that brought me back! I almost lunged across the table to strangle her, and I would have, but her orgasm friend stopped me.
I'm back here, where Xander wants nothing to do with me, Buffy's still having sex with Spike, Willow's still a lesbo, Andrew's as annoying as ever, and all the SiTs are more annoying than ever.
Oh, and apparently we're in OHIO?!?!
I need an orgasm friend :(
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