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Che.. originally a 'paki' is now an 'iraqi terrorist'. My friends are so cruel.. They all started saying he's going to hang-glide over dublin and drop bombs on everyone. I found it bloody hilarious.. even though it was cruel. lol.. He also threw a fucking bottle at my head so I got up and kicked him and *almost* pushed him over the wall.. his elbows were all cut. It was so funny.. and then I threw a twig at his face! It's fun when everyone's hyper. Steph kept laughing at a blade of grass because she has a filthy little mind and it looked like a penis. lol.. We walked over to dunnes.. because I wanted chips. And me and steph went down the black path, opposite to where everyone else was going.. And we saw Dotsy.. quite possibly the gayest guy I've ever met. And steph fell on the ground and burst out in laughter and she dragged me down and i bounced my head off the muck. It hurt.. but it was funny. Then fi came over and we all ran down the path (it's a long path..) because we wanted to beat andy, jamie, phily and someone else to dunnes. But we lost.. and then we saw James kavanagh.. can anyone say gay lord?! We got Fi to go over and start coming onto him to see what he'd do.. lmao!! She started stroking his arm and he told her to fuck off! Then dan went over.. Good old reliable dan! And he started touching kavanagh's ass and stroking him and such. It was the best. ever. But then I got a really weird text from steo. He said "tell your mother I'm not taking that fucking job and she has just ruined my life" I was like what the fuck?! So I texted him back asking him what he was talking about.. but I got no reply. He's in work now so I can't knock around.. I wonder what happened? I told him my mam was a bitch! But then that's when it happened.. Andy went insane. He got so hyper. The most hyper I've ever seen him in my whole life and he was trying to unzip my trousers and he just wouldn't give up! He just kept going and going.. and bloody going! But in the end I won.. and andy had to go home. lol.. that's about my story for the day. xXx Post a comment in response: |
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