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1. You know youre from South Jersey if Wawa is your favorite place to be. 2. You know youre from South Jersey if people from other states cant understand your accent, not that we have one. 3. You know youre from South Jersey if half your high school went to Ocean County College. 4. You know youre from South Jersey if u get made fun of for calling it a hoagie. 5. You know youre from South Jersey if you refer to sprinkles as JIMMIES for your ice-cream topping. 6. You know youre from South Jersey if you know what a Daddy Long Leg is. 7. You know youre from South Jersey if you know the best thing to drink is always Wawa iced tea. 8. You know youre from South Jersey if you can smell when you get to North Jersey. 9. You know youre from South Jersey if you knew someone with the last name Wharton, Cox, Richards, Godfrey, Sooy, Pharo, Bozarth, Leek, Holloway, Stewart, Moore, Crowley or Adams. 10. You know youre from South Jersey if instead of seeing a movie at Loews, you take back roads to Atco. 11. You know youre from South Jersey if you say bagel weird. [I guess, I say it the way everyone else does =O] 12. You know youre from South Jersey if your front yard is made out of stones. 13. You know youre from South Jersey if you know what Poor Mans Parkway is. 14. You know youre from South Jersey if youve intentionally stood in front of the tram car, and youre upset that it no longer stutters. "Watch the Tram car please 8DD~~ 15. You know youre from South Jersey if you pronounce Deptford the correct way, Deferd, and you dry yourself off with a tail. 16. You know youre from South Jersey if your family used baby oil or a mixture of mercurochrome and baby oil on you at the shore. 17. You know youre from South Jersey if you call your grandparents MomMom and PopPop. 18. You know youre from South Jersey if you find the idea of a Subway Sandwiches on the Wildwood Boardwalk highly offensive. 19. You know youre from South Jersey if you had hair just like John Bon Jovi in high school. 20. You know youre from South Jersey if you wanted a Camaro for your first car. 21. You know youre from South Jersey if you had a pet hermit crab as a kid. I miss them =[ 22. You know youre from South Jersey if you know what a waterbug is and your MomMom swears theyre not roaches. Those things creep me out. 23. You know youre from South Jersey if you say wuder instead of water. 24. You know youre from South Jersey if y ou remember the submarine races at Cooper River Parkway. 25. You know youre from South Jersey if youve ever driven to the Boardwalk just to get custard at Kohr Bros. Kohr Bros <3 26. You know youre from South Jersey if you get highly offended when someone tries to portray a Jersey accent by saying Joisey and caar and you explain that you dont talk like that. 27. You know youre from South Jersey if you went to Storybook Land as a kid. Kindergarten, baby. 28. You know youre from South Jersey if you have heard the sounds, WHIPOORWILL!! WHIPOORWILL!! at night. 29. You know you-re from South Jersey if you know what Gypsy Moths are. 30. You know youre from South Jersey if you been chased by pineys. 31. You know youre from South Jersey if you refer to Townships instead of Town Names Hawww. Post a comment in response: |
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