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Imagine ... Actually BELIEVING This Ignorant Tripe???
OMG! This is really hilarious, hahaha, I love a good satire! Huh? Are you telling me this is not a parody or spoof? Hey, not even Fundamentalists can be this absurd! Oh, they can ... ???
Well, it's still funny and I am laughing rather than getting upset in any way! After all, even if you ARE a rightwing ultraconservative Xtian asshole zealot, how can someone who had lived through these times (I'm waving here) even think of taking any of this word-vomit seriously? Especially when most of the facts, figures, dates, etc. are wrong, wrong, wrong! Just one Brian-related example:
" ... The same demons that made Captain Smith say 'Not even God can sink my ship' spoke from antichrist John Lennon (from Liverpool, base port to the Titanic) saying: 'Christianity is on the go. It will vanish and shrink. We are more popular than Jesus and Pope'.... That was the day that GOD'S CURSE fell upon the Beatles and upon the world of Rock.
One week after that statement, ONLY ONE WEEK LATER, Brian Epstein, forger of the Beatle farce, died from an overdose.* From then on, the Beatles began to get involved in false religions and beliefs and started to preach them to the world.
Came the disintegration of the Beatles' minds with LSD which has caused, among others, schizophrenic lyrics such as "I am the Walrus" and incoherent schizophrenic musical expositions such as "Revolution number 9".
John Lennon's divorce followed, as well as his entering the world of black magic, as deeply as to buy the apartment where the "Rosemary's baby" had been filmed, previous property of Roman Polansky, and in that same apartment John Lennon had a room upholstered with black silk where he used to do his black magic operations. ... "
*The blow-up of John's "anti-Christ" statement in the U.S. was AUGUST 1966. If you're too lazy to confirm this over the hundreds of websites or books available, please note that I personally remember that happening, as it was just a few days before we attended the Beatles' concert in Detroit!
Brian's death was AUGUST 27, 1967. The radio shot me with that bullet the day after our high school band returned from Michigan State University band camp.
So, HELLO. How does 1 year = 1 week, repeated in all caps for emphasis?
Good heavens. Anybody even vaguely familiar with the Beatles can find several places where history was twisted to suit the writer's fancy. Even if you, dear reader, ARE a religiously intolerant, superstitious homophobic with tunnel-vision and a unibrow, even YOU can see that this entire article is loaded with such obvious lies, that it must be taken with an entire shaker of salt ... no, wait, how about the entire Morton Company?
Believe me, the whole article is so far out ... it *is* funny! Click here:
>The Beatles caused the disintegration of mankind
Indymedia Estrecho - AndalucÃa,Ceuta y Melilla,Spain
Oh Gee Whiz and Golly Gosh. I just HAD to share this goodie. It made my day!
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