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He loves me!
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| The funniest thing I've heard today |
[29 Aug 2008|03:47pm] |
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Whoa...now I have the joy of being able to wipe my buttocks with an ample supply of toilet paper.
Wanya, Daa! Daa! Daa!
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| New boyfriend! |
[29 Aug 2008|11:04am] |
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I've always wanted a blond-hair blue-eyed boy and now I have him, in the form of Thomas Edward Geldeard.
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| French Guy Is A Fucking Cunt |
[28 Aug 2008|10:13am] |
It's over, me and Frederic.
He cheated on me, with his wife.
OMG this sounds weird right?
When I first met him, he said he was engaged once but it was a mistake and he didn't want to talk about it.
I questioned him a lot since I knew that Muslims always insist on getting married the minute they're in a relationship.
Then in June last year, he confessed that he was divorced but he's ashamed of his past and doesn't want to talk about it.
In February this year, I checked his bank account and discovered he was still married.
This time, he said that he didn't get divorced because he was afraid of losing half of his money but now that he met me, he really wants to be with me and marry me. He promised to divorce his wife. He promised we would go to France end of this year.
Last monday, his wife called me.
What went through my mind?
Shock.
There was no disbelief. I believe her because I know Frederic is capable of doing such things. I already saw his intelligence and total lack of conscience.
However, his wife was skeptical of me. She didn't believe me at all. She obviously doesn't understand her husband well enough.
Next, I was so confused, it became a game of 'he said, she said'.
She said she would divorce him if we are in love and she would let us be together.
He said that he would buy the air tickets immediately and fly to France to divorce her and be with me.
Then he said that she is going to divorce him. And he insisted that she would definitely file for divorce and there's nothing he can do or will do about it.
He said that without a doubt, he would choose me or nothing.
Then he kicked me out of his flat and changed the lock.
Now, I think he is just playing a game. If he can beg his wife back, he would... oh that's right, he already kicked me out of his flat. However, if he cannot beg his wife back, he's probably going to beg me like a lost puppy.
What I need to do now is to be really strong and decisive.
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[11 Aug 2008|10:18pm] |
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Men are bastards. If they can't get any benefit from you, they will get rid of you.
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| Life crisis! |
[27 Jun 2008|01:21pm] |
I feel like I'm having a mid-life crisis, but seeing how I'm only in my twenties, maybe it should be more suitably named as a 'quarter-life crisis'.
I guess when you are having one of those life crisis, you start to ponder the meaning of life. For example: Why am I here? What should I do with my life? How should I live it? How should I make decisions?
I used to think, as a very smart 12 year old, that I had the answers to all these questions. Now, I feel like I don't. Again.
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| Buy a Boyfriend |
[26 Jun 2008|09:00pm] |
A great idea suddenly occured to me, if one could buy a bride off the internet, then one logically should be able to buy a boyfriend too. Eagerly, I searched Yahoo for "buy a boyfriend".
All I got were gift ideas on what to buy for your boyfriend. Hello! I want to purchase a boyfriend here!
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| Commercialism, Globalisation |
[26 Jun 2008|08:14pm] |
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All I wanna do is to curl up on my bed watching America's Next Top Model, eating KFC crispy fried chicken and downing it all with Heineken.
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[26 Jun 2008|08:13pm] |
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Let me wallow around in self-misery for a while more.
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| The most creative prose I read recently |
[26 Jun 2008|08:12pm] |
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Men are nothing but penis-carrying individuals.
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[26 Jun 2008|08:12pm] |
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My life sux and so does yours.
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| I have an opinion and I'm not afraid to say it |
[26 Jun 2008|08:10pm] |
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I think Brad Pitt is ugly and so is Angelina Jolie!
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| My ambition |
[24 Jun 2008|03:09pm] |
My ambition is to become a trophy wife with an alcoholic problem.
In the mornings, I would swagger around the dining table while strangling a bottle of whisky with my right hand and a cigarette in my left and greet my husband "Morning honey."
After he leaves for business, I would go to our indoor swimming pool, which is under a giant domed-shaped skylight. I would jump onto the colorful float and demand imaginative cocktails from my bartender. Yes, there would be a bar counter beside my pool and it would be staffed by a young handsome bartender, who happens to look like the gardener in Desperate Housewives.
While sipping cocktails from my float, I would contemplate joining AA, watch Bloomberg on my projection TV, then suddenly become overwhelmed at nostalgia at my lost career in the investment profession. I would lament that, instead of putting my CFA, Master's in Finance, Bachelor of Finance and Economics and countless investment certifications to good use in society, I would do nothing more than drink and cry.
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[13 Mar 2008|04:37pm] |
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I keep farting, but luckily, I have a blocked nose.
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[25 Jan 2008|06:30am] |
Try some of these tips to help you feel more satisfied at meals:
* Use smaller plates and bowls. This trick actually fools your mind into thinking that you're getting more food. When you see a plate (no matter what size) brimming with food, you're already thinking, I am going to be satisfied after this meal! Smaller plates mean that your portion sizes will be smaller and you'll eat less food.
* Eat your meal slowly. It takes about 20 minutes for your brain to get the message that you have eaten enough and to then communicate that feeling of satisfaction (or fullness!) to your stomach. Put your fork or spoon down between bites of food, talk with others at the table, chew your food thoroughly, and drink liquids during meals to slow your rate of eating.
* Drink plenty of non-calorie beverages each day. Interestingly, the feeling of thirst can sometimes impersonate that of hunger, so make sure you are drinking enough fluids every day.
* Change your eating schedule, or create one that works. Skipping or delaying meals can result in overeating. If you skip meals often, try to eat on more of a schedule. You will then feel more satisfied with what you do eat.
* Enjoy your food. Take the time at meals to simply enjoy what you are eating. Taking pleasure in what you eat will help you feel more satisfied
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| yu hui |
[26 Dec 2007|10:26pm] |
One of my friends went crazy recently. We speculate the trigger could be because her bf dumped her. We dun know if her bf has dumped her but we can't think of any other catalyst to have made her mad.
She has the illusion that our ex-boss Desmond is secretly in love with her!
These days, she has been calling Desmond up at wee hours of the morning, at 4.30am, 6.30am etc and she has absolutely no recollection that she called him. She called to tell him that she loves him and that he loves her and then drifts off to talk about something incomprehensible.
Desmond is terrified, haha! He called me to complain and asked me to call her so I did. She gave me the same nonsense! She claims that Desmond is secretly in love with her and she could tell from his eyes.
She keeps saying really funny things, like he is her 'Santa Claus' and she is his 'sunflower'. OMG!
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| My beauty wish list |
[01 Dec 2007|09:52pm] |
1. laser treatment for dark eye circles
2. veneers to even out my uneven lower teeth
3. laser to remove keloid scar
4. dermabrasion
5. nose job
6. chin job
7. laser whitening of teeth
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| A short essay |
[18 Nov 2007|11:50am] |
Girls should not go clubbing.
It is a dangerous activity. You can get drunk or raped, or both. You can make a fool of yourself in front of your friends. You can lose your money or handphone or even clothes. You waste money.
I used to be a model, and we get paid for clubbing. Therefore, pretty girls will not go clubbing unless they are paid, and the girls who have to pay for clubbing are not pretty. So if you go clubbing and you pay for yourself, that means you are ugly. And because when guys go clubbing, they pick up ugly girls, they would have ugly children. Clubbing is bad for the future generation.
Girls, do you want to have ugly children?
Therefore, I conclude that girls should not go clubbing.
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[10 Nov 2007|08:51pm] |
I'm so sick of ugly girls who prettify themselves to look like dolls! ARGGHHH. I am so much more beautiful(naturally) than they are, but because of all these cosmetics enhancements they've had, they now look at least or even more beautiful than me! I can't stand anyone looking better than me. So this is what I am going to do:
1. Eyebrow embroidery
2. Eyelash extension
3. Contact lenses to make my eyes huge
4. Bleach teeth
5. Botox
6. Exercise
It's war!
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