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| Tuesday, March 30th, 2004 | |
| 12:53 am [beforemytime] |
10 Years for . . . Oral Sex? Okay, I know, another fundy but I couldn't resist . . . Boy this guy is a prize and a half Basically, he wants to throw everyone who isn't a straight white middle class male in jail. He's against homosexuality/bisexuality and interracial marriage, but claims he isn't a bigot. Current Mood: Girl loving |
| Tuesday, March 2nd, 2004 | |
| 12:31 pm [goldchaosdragon] |
It's all in the subtext, yo Rainbow Plucking's Guide to Masturbation The images are worksafe, but you might want to be wearing headphones... Suggestive dialouge is fun! Current Mood: minty fresh Current Music: Pluck, Pluck, Pluck Away |
| Monday, March 1st, 2004 | |
| 9:40 pm [goldchaosdragon] |
Apes, Lies, and the EVIL CHICKEN WOMAN! As the twsers' self-appointed Chick Tract Update Person, I bring you: Apes, Lies, and THE EVIL CHICKEN WOMAN! That's right boys and girls, Mr. Chick has once again graced the heathen ranks of the educated with another one of his lovely salvation messages! And beware of evil chicken women. Current Mood: lazy Current Music: Wormtail drinking |
| Tuesday, February 24th, 2004 | |
| 6:05 pm [lostangelssong] |
Beware of Lion! OK, so we don't have a wtf community here. So this will just have to do. Home English Home Current Mood: amused Current Music: Last Impression - Two Mix |
| Saturday, January 10th, 2004 | |
| 11:44 pm [lostangelssong] |
My EYES! This deserves to be here. This all started when I was looking for a badfic to do a review of for  badfic_n_reviewThe Severus Snape Mpreg Archive Now, if it just had fics, I wouldn't be wanting to spork my eyes out. But this site has pictures of Mpreg Snape SIMS SKINS. ::spork spork spork spork:: Current Mood: disturbed X_X Current Music: DJ Encore feat. Engelina - Open your eyes |
| Saturday, January 3rd, 2004 | |
| 2:09 am [goldchaosdragon] |
Ah, those bloodthirsty Fundies are back I know it's been a while, but I had to share... The latest Chick tract And I have to say... One of the kids looks like CHUCKIE. **shudder** Current Mood: awake |
| Friday, November 21st, 2003 | |
| 4:30 pm [sheep4859] |
Chick translations It certainly makes sense that the Chick tract Love the Jews is translated into Hebrew--but does anyone else find it amusing that this one was also translated into Spanish, Russian, and German? Heh. Current Mood: amused |
| Sunday, October 19th, 2003 | |
| 1:27 pm [sheep4859] |
Jessica Simpson: Dumb? Or just raised by poodles? How on earth could anybody be so moronic? And how on earth could somebody consider this newsworthy? ::gawk, gawk, gawk:: Current Mood: aghast |
| 1:04 am [beforemytime] |
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| Saturday, October 4th, 2003 | |
| 11:47 am [snow] |
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| Friday, September 26th, 2003 | |
| 1:06 pm [lostangelssong] |
Animated LotR [x-posted between  lostangelsssongtwsersThis weekend has gotten off to a decent start. Last night, I had bio lab, and then we went to dinner. While we were up in the other shopping center, we decided to rent movies. Well, we rented the -animated- version of Lord of the Rings, because the video store had it on DVD, and after watching the animated version of The Hobbit, well I wanted to see how much of a Train Wreck it was. Oh. My. God. First, let's do a run down of what the animated versions of the characters look like. Frodo, Merry, and Pippin: These three don't look that bad actually. They look like animated Hobbits. Frodo has a tendency to cuddle up with Aragorn... which is truly disturbing, but you'll understand -why- when I start talking about Aragorn. Sam: Sam, however, became the Downs Syndrome Hobbit. He's shorter than the other three, fatter than the other three, and a lot -stupider- than the other three. It was like he was the incarnation of all the -bad- connotations of the word "retarded." Aragorn: For one thing, he looked like a caveman. For another, he spent the entire 2 hour + movie running around with NO PANTS! And the worst part is you got -panty shots- whenever he was on horseback. ::shudders:: You think that Elrond would have taught him better... Elrond: Speaking of Elrond, he looked like Caesar. And the camera had this disturbing habit of focusing on his crotch. Though -he- only wore tights, and not pants, so that might explain where Aragorn got it from. The Nazgul: They looked like Jawas. That's really all that needs to be said, isn't it? Gandalf: Gandalf had this -bad- habit of gesticulating wildly and dancing around. Oh, and the whole fight with Saruman was done much better between Christopher Lee and Ian McKellen. Saruman: Speaking of Saruman, he looked like Evil Santa. I'm not kidding, he was "Saruman the White" yet he wore red, and he looked like Santa Claus. It was highly disturbing. And he was in the movie for all of 2 minutes. Galadriel and Celeborn: Celeborn looked like Ken, and had no lines. Galadriel looked like some unholy cross between Michael Jackson, and Debby from Sea Lab. I don't think I need to -say- anymore about them. Boromir: He looked like a viking. A very -disturbing- Viking. And he also had no pants. That, and Animated Boromir took more hits with arrows than Live-Action Boromir. Though the arrows were smaller in Animated Boromir's case. Gimli: Thankfully, Gimli didn't have that many lines. He just had a stupid hat and was almost as tall as Legolas. I feel sorry for the animated dwarves. In The Hobbit they look like Santa's elves, and in this one they're almost as tall as -regular- elves. Legolas: *sigh* I was saving this one for a reason. Legolas is more of a fairy than an elf. Plus, he's voiced by Anthony Daniels, the man who played C3P0. It explains why Legolas is -so- gay in this movie. Beth said Animated Legolas was just around to give head. Considering that two of the Fellowship weren't wearing pants... and Legolas prances around throughout the movie...I'm inclined to agree. Theoden, Gollum, Wormtongue were also in this movie, since they basically combined the first book and parts of the second into one 2 hour long movie. However, since the events of The Two Towers that were included in this only made up the last half hour of the film, it was hardly a remarkbale thing. There is one more thing we must talk about though. This is what Beth and I termed "Dancer-Vision." You see, apparently, large groups of people, and battle scenes, and crowds, etc, were too expensive to animate. Because of this, dancers were used. Now, this was disturbing for several reasons. 1. Isildur looked like Peter Pan in Dancer-Vision. 2. Orcs and Nazgul look the same in Dancer-Vision. 3. Bar crowds are -very- fricking scary in Dancer-Vision, especially when there is a midget thrown in there seemingly at random. 4. Dancer-Vision makes any and all battle scenes incomprehensible. But don't just take my word for it. If you actually want to -see- why this is so frightening, go here and order a copy for yourself. Either that, or try to find this somewhere just to see the badness. ...You know, now I'm tempted to go find the animated version of Return of the King, just to see how bad it would be. |
| Sunday, September 21st, 2003 | |
| 10:56 pm [goldchaosdragon] |
A couple of classics bits of tws... I present goatse and tubgirl. Both of them are not work-safe by any stretch of the imagination. They aren't particularly sanity-safe either. [Edit: Had to add dolphinsex.org just because. I mean, yes dolphins are among the horniest creatures on earth.. but... **boggle**] Current Mood: omgwtfbbq Current Music: Stratovarius - Destiny |
| 8:37 pm [jenny_juju_bug] |
More crappy fanfiction Yet ANOTHER netspeak fic, this time a Good Charlotte slashy/incest fic. The whole chapter is about five lines long, and yet it's so.... awful. I just can't stop staring at it... 2Gether4rever http://www.fandomination.net/?mode=fanfic&FanficID=63993 Current Mood: annoyed Current Music: Smashmouth featuring Chopper -Virgin Girl |
| 3:05 pm [jenny_juju_bug] |
Ugh... I'm a newbie, this is my first post, though I avidly check for updates here every week or so. Not entirely sure if this is trainwreck material, but I found this at the Pit of Voles, and there aren't words for this. http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=626908 Hitler goes to Hogwarts. Yes that is actually the title of this story. Think it just can't get worse? It's a round robin written in net speak... *gouges eyes out with spork* There are times where I would swear netspeak was created by lucifer himself... Current Mood: scared Current Music: Regurgitator - Crush the losers |
| 12:49 pm [erinericerin] |
Greetings. Hello all! I'm new here, just thought I'd say 'hi!', and post the link to this: http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe/09/18/offbeat.angle.grinder.reut/index.html LONDON, England (Reuters) -- He wears a baby-blue spandex jumpsuit and shiny gold panties, gloves, cape, boots and goggles. He wields a giant, metal-cutting circular power saw. Who is Angle Grinder Man? It scared me, it really did. Current Mood: amused Current Music: AFI- Dnacing Through Sunday |
| Saturday, September 20th, 2003 | |
| 9:00 am [sheep4859] |
Oooooh, drama! This Russian ballerina got fired. Apparently, the firing was either because she was too fat, or because she was a egocentric diva. Since 5'7" and 109lb. is hardly "fat," we can only assume . . . Current Mood: enthralled |
| Friday, September 12th, 2003 | |
| 3:23 pm [sheep4859] |
Pop literature What is more train-wrecky, the fact that I read the entirity of Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason, or the fact that I only finished it to see whether Jude and Sharon would get around to shagging each other? |
| Wednesday, September 10th, 2003 | |
| 11:24 pm [goldchaosdragon] |
Bless the infidels... Terrorists got you down? Having trouble remembering all the emergency instructions the government is throwing at you? Relax with wacky picture captions! Okay, posted more because they're hilariously funny than anything else... But still... It's pictures from those terror survival guide handbooks. Which are not self-explanatory like they should be, considering pictures in those sort of guides are meant for illiterate/non-English-speaking people... Current Mood: OMGSTFU Current Music: my hysterics |
| Monday, September 8th, 2003 | |
| 12:50 pm [lostangelssong] |
Bible Video Games That's right, you read that right. Back when Nintendo, and Super Nintendo for that matter, were still big, there was a company called Wisdom Tree. Wisdom Tree was the Christian Game Making company. Sunday Funday is just an example. Basically you have to get a kid to Sunday School on time. Oh but wait, it gets better. Aside from that there's a Wolfenstein 3D Clone for the Super Nintendo called Super 3D Noah's Ark. If you've ever played Wolfenstein 3D take a moment to think about how truly -wrong- that concept is before clicking the link. There are other games by Wisdom Tree as well, and for the hell of it, the people who made the site gave links to Biblical Action Figures as well. And of course, we -can't- forget one of my personal favorites, the Jesus Christ Action Figure. This is what happens when I have too much time on my hands before classes. @_@ Current Mood: I fear for humanity |
| 1:55 am [lostangelssong] |
My poor childhood memories You know, back when I was younger and SNES was the -best- system out there, I did play some of the fighting games. However, I -never- came across anything as truly -frightening- as Cho Aniki. And you know what. I'm glad. I'm not sure which is more train-wrecky, the game itself, or the review of it. And if you want an extra moment of eyebleeding, click on the link at the bottom that says 16-Bit-ManSex. It's just as scarring. Though Cho Aniki has many more scarring animated gifs. Current Mood: dirty |