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OK, this is a more in-depth thing of what's going on. Since I had no time to post the other once; being in a library with a broken mouse and less than 10 minutes to type it and all. LETS BE GRAPHIC.
So, I'll just start of from when Faith got here, since.. that's all I know, k? We get all with the chanty -- Red, B, Kennedy, Giles, Xand, Dawn, Faith, etc; all get together and do the spell to bring the dead ones back. Except Anya doesn't come back, only Spike. And little do we know he is, infact, human.
So, Spikes here and there is tension between him and B. Also with Xander and Dawn, since it's Dander time but Anya is going to come back -- or so we think/hope, and Xander has to make the decision of who to pick; Anya of Dawn. All of which frustrates Faith, so she kind of does a 180 and sits Xander down, basically bitching him out and telling him what a moron he's being, and making him chose. Then somehow gets Spike and B to admit their shit or whatever; because well if she's not getting any then these other people better before she sexes them all oops.
ANYWAYS -- So then, Faith starts sexing the bot. Which hi is great. I mean.. riiight, so the Fuffybot sex is blatantly obvious, but whenever confronted about it she denies it. Mmm mystery. Not denies, but doesn't give a straight forward answer and then alludes to it. Whatever. So, then one night is a nice game of spin the bottle. Faith asks Buffy about her and Spike, and makes them go into a room and have sex. Which was a quickie I mean what. Then B asks Faith who she wants to screw besides the bot. So Faith is all like.. ``Well there was this hot kid in LA``, lala, it's Connor. The Bot over hears and gets jealous. Buffy tells the bot to put her finger in the toaster and she does [ Way to go B ;x ].
So then Connor of all people shows up, bringing Angel with him inadvertently. Well, Angel was here stalking everyone but now he comes ``our of hiding`` or what have you. So, Connor is here, and of course Faith jumps him. Well, not really. They talk, lala. About fighting, Angel, and just shit. Then B and Spike are talking.. or arguing.. or *something* in the living room. So they book it and go slaying, and spend about 3 hours walking around before they get completely lost. And oops end up staying at a motel, and what have sex. Like you didn't see that one coming.
So, next day, come to find out Angel is here. He comes out, lala, goes to talk to Buffy. Ends up meeting and fucking the bot. And *that* brings out Angelus. Next day, Angelus comes around. Plays bad guy, offends Faith [ >:o ] and Connor gets all protectivey. -- Oh, hi, can you tell I'm favoring on the Coaith parts? Gee I wonder why. ANYWAYS, they all go out on Angelus watch. B and Spike, Andrew and Dawn, and Faith and Connor. Andrew and Dawn end up slaying and .. basically making out. This is where old Dawn planned on dropping Xander. HOWEVER, new Dawn isn't going with that. So we'll just say Dawn and Andrew just hung out. No flirtation. NO saliva switching. All of that. B and Spike obviously end up having sex God knows how many times all over. Faith and Connor are all talky, and somehow have sex in an alley. :; Shrugs ;: Go into a dance club, shit happens, Connor says he ``cares`` about Faith. Hi, leaving Faith confused.
Next day, everyone's all weird. No one really talks, except Faith and Dawn. They get all with the bonding. Not what you'd expect but shit happens.
And then the next day! Cordy shows up at the end of the day; Connor gave her a call. But Angelus is here, Faith has a nice run in with him in her room. Fight with Connor. Blah. Goes downstairs; since Red and the rest of them have been kind of MIA [ Sans B and Spike, obviously ] Dawn is gonna do the spellything. She has notes and have been learning from Will so it's no real trouble there. Faith goes out and gets some things for the spell, Dawn does some stuff to Connor since it's needed for it. [ God no not that kind of stuff. :; Anti Donnor ;: ] Blood type of stuff. Come back, does the mojo, Angel is all souly. This is where Cordy comes, and everyone is confused!
Spike and B come back into the picture. Guess they disappeared with eachother? Whatever, so gradually everyone is informed of the Spike being alive thing. Mhm. Connor and Faith have another talky thingy. Apparently they are ``together`` or something along.. those lines. Which leads Cordy to talk to Faith about it. Obviously putting Faith in a `` o_o wtf am I supposed to say to this `` position. THEN ROBIN COMES! Oh, because, that is exactly what we need right now. And he wants Faith. And Faith is all ``Look, sorry, but uh.. I'm with him now.`` Which amuses Robin greatly.
Basically all of his time is spent trying to get them apart. Which almost works because Connor is yee of little Faith [ For lack of a better word, and I just wanted to use a bad pun. Don't sue me, Joss does it all the time! ] as in Angel, who tries to convince Connor out of the Coaith relationship the entire time. Which also doesn't work. So, Robin is still all Faith-centric but he isn't getting any. And Cordy and Angel end up, again, as much as you can be without Angelus coming back; if ya know what I mean.
Now, B and Faith go out one night. Basically everything is good. B and Spike are ``together``, Faith and Connor are -- Faith and Connor, and there is Corgel happening. And B and Faith fight this demon. Anyway, it ends up switching them. THIS IS THE CONFUSING PART, the demon sends Faith ad Buffy of 2003, into their bodies of 1999. So, Faith and Buffy of 1999 [ AKA Psycho!Faith and Angel-Loving-Buffy ] are in 2003, and our normal slayers are in 1999.
We'll start with what's going on in 2003. Psycho!Faith basically breaks Connor's heart [ How sad :'( ] and Buffy wants and hits on Angel, while he's with Cordy. So, that gets them nowhere. Faith runs around all Willie Nilly killing things, more meanness to Connor, and it's just bad all around. She finds out about the mayor being dead and wants revenge on Buffy. So, B and Buffy get into a fight, and I guess foreshadow Faith getting stabbed. because well Faith ends up getting stabbed by B. BUT, right as Faith gets stabbed, Willow is doing a spell back at the house that ends up switching the bodies. So, while the knife is in Faith, they switch back.. meaning 2003 Faith is standing there in the year 2003 with a knife in her gut while 2003 Buffy is standing there in the year 2003 holding it in. Needless to say this leaves everyone slightly confused.
But, while this 2003 stuff was happening, normal Faith and B were in '99. Faith is all ``Eh``'y because she is spending time with the Mayor. Which, face it, can you blame her? And Buffy is all distancey from her house because she doesn't want Angel, whom she is kind of stuck with. They end up meeting in a grave yard, B realizes Faith wants to stick around longer for the Mayor, B hugs Faith.. and this leads to sex. Woops, Fuffy. So, nothing is going on while they're in '99 and te switch happens, really. But Faith gets to come back with metal in the gut and B is freaked out by the fact that she just stabbed Faith -- again.
So, Faith is in bed for a couple of days. Lets say maybe three weeks? Since this one didn't put her in a coma. Connor is all.. bleh-y towards her, and she doesn't know why, finally gets him to tell her what happened, and she's basically all ``Stupid I didn't mean that >:O That wasn't me you dork``, and that comforting talk [ Sense the sarcasm ] gets them better again, or something. And everyone is basically five by five for the time being. The time being, having emphasis.
Then B and Faith fight about the sex. B feels bad, Faith doesn't want to tell. Probably 'cause she knows it'll break wee Connor's heart [ Poor Connor :'( ]. The bot over hears, and uses it to her advantage. Bringing it up while Willow, Xander, Angel, Connor, Spike, Kennedy, Faith, And B are all together [ Robin had just left, poor boy didn't stick around for the show. ] and basically causing frenzy. So everyone finds out about the Fuffy. Spike gets all ``How could you do that to me``, but Connor is more forgiving, and Faith and Connor end up.. making up quickly. B and Spike go into the kitchen, talk it over, Spike ends up being easy on her which is kind of weird for him, but OK! Willow and Xander just.. completely ignore what went on. Fixated on their ice cream >:o
Oh, yes, and Willow and them brought Anya back. Which, will bring more drama to the mix.
The relationships are as follows - B and Spike, Faith and Connor, Cordy and Angel, Kennedy and Willow; Kennedy has a crush on Wood while Willow might have one on Xander, and Dawn and Xander; while Xander may have a crush on Willow and Dawn may have a crush on Andrew.
I HOPE THAT HELPS OK THANKS I JUST WROTE A NOVEL FOR YOU >:O.
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