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I still want my eyebrow and I'd do it myself if I had the right needle and plus I don't even know what to do. My mom wants her tongue pierced (SHOOT ME PLEASE) I did her nose for her. I told her if she's gonna get her tongue done she has to take me for my eyebrow first because I've been wanting it for the longest time. She better not change her mind or something. I know alot of you are like "I wish my mom was like that."...think again. I would rather have a mother who knows shes 40 but can still be fun and a mother at the same time then a mother who think she's 20 years younger then she is and acts more of a sister to me. I have 3 sisters I don't need anymore. There's a few things that bother her but I think it's only becuase she thinks it makes me look to "freakish" (a.k.a like a piece of shit to her). She didn't really mind my gauges when they were still a 0 but she said not to take them no bigger. So of course you know I did and it took her 3 months to notice they were 7/16 because they were always behind my hair when I was around her. She tried to take my gauge so it would shrink a little but she dropped it and I took it back lol. She really is kinda crazy sometimes, I also found her trying to trade my nosering with me when I was sleeping. G2G
Hey, I'm new. name's kali. I currently have seven piercings soon to be more. I have 8 guage ear lobes for my first hole..(their a littlebigger now though..not quite a seven or a six.) In my second holes I currently have 12 guage. I pierced my second ones with a sewing needle when I was bored, I did one of my third holes too but took it out. I also have my helix. (cartiledge). Also I have my nose pierced, I've had a stud in lately but recently I've had a rig in it. I'm gogin to get either the bottom of my belly button or a barbell gogin right through the middle..in november or december. I also have my tongue web, which I pierced myself, woo. I almost pierced my lip myself but then I couldn't get the ring in it so I took the needle out..(it was really small.) ..anywho yeah. -Kali
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Hey I am new. My name is Tawny and I have 13 peircings. I have 6 on my left ear and 7 on my right. I had my bellybutton ( I did it myself) But the girl who helped me placed it wrong so I took it out. I really want my eyebrow...and I think I am going to get it soonish. And I want my tongue, but my mom won't let me get it till I am 18. I know i am going to get my bellybutton done again but I'm not going to do it myself. I am still deciding about my lip and nose. Can anyone tell me if..I don't like my lip or nose when I get it done...will I still have a hole if I take it out? Let me kno, Kay?
Hey I'm Kaylee... I'm new I have my both ears gauged to a 00 and a hole right above both of them. I had my catlidges pierced but they got infected after being ripped out and I'm still getting around to repiercing them. I got my tongue pierced I last november and I love it. I also got my nose done by a friend and then it cloesed so I just redid it myself. That's when I started wanting to be a professional. I plan on starting my own business once I graduate. My nose is a pain in the ass because when I do find a half decent looking nose stud the ball at the end is too big and I cant use screws because when I try to twist it in...well it just doesn't work out. I tryed using these ones that are just striaght and long but they come out too easily and I end up losing them. When I do get the stud in it starts bleeding and then it hurts for a few days and by the time it stops hurting I wanna change it again so it kinda sucks. I'm probably gonna pierce my own eyebrow or get my sister to do it I heard it's really not safe to do it yourself. I dont have the $50 to get it sone perfessionally though. I plan on piercing somewhere on my lip done soon too.
I'm Heather, I have a double zero gauge in one ear, i have 4 peircing on my lobes, 2 in one side of the top cartledge, I have an industrial piercing that ilove very much in the opposite ear on the cartledge, I've had that since january, also in the same ear as my industrial. i have my tragus done, thats been done about a year I actually had them both done(but i had a stud in the second one, and i was laying on a blanket and when i lifted my head up eh blanket got snagged on my earing and pulled it out), and My tongue has been pierced a little over a year..and now i have recently had the botttom of my belly button done, its alright, i really love my tragus and industrial thought, becuase until more recently it wasn't a very common piercing, and it confused people.
does anyone know how to take out a nose stud (not screw). the tiny ball at the end isnt so bad going in but its a bitch coming out and it hurts too much to take out. any one know the secret or trick to removing them?
Hey everyone, I'm new here. My name's Sarah. I have 7 piercings all together at the moment. 1 lip piercing (left side), and 6 piercings in my left ear. (none in the right) I've had each eyebrow pierced, but my body rejected them both... which sucks. But anyways, that's all for now I guess..? Later.
Hey Ya'll. My name is Brooke, and I am 19 from Virginia. I have my nose pierced, my right eyebrow, and I have my ear stretched. I want to get my tongue pierced, but I am going to wait awhile. My GF doesn't want me to get it done...yet..or so I think. lol.
Hi my name is kris I am 18 I love piercing's I have my left eyebrow 2times and my right 1time My nipple..toungue..and my ear is 10g...I did have my lip and nose.but I took them out =( I also have my bellybutton but its not prepy at all I dont wear all cute belly rings lol I am working on gettin my bellybutton pierced all the way around..But oh well you said not to brag about it so I will stop now..well im out Later
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