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[20 Mar 2003|05:19pm]

backfromspace
Most of the members of this community have migrated to journalfen.com. As such, the moderatorship of this community is now open. If you're interested in running mst_the_moron, email me at boycottthemall @hotmail.com.

If you're interested in a journalfen account, codes can be easily generated for you. This community's counterpart there is called mst_eek.
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Arrow Point (You've gotta admit it's catchy) [20 Mar 2003|05:22pm]

sarcasmo
Well, just joined and as my first offering I bring you this. Found using the highly scientific method of going to FF.Net and grabbing the first thing I could find. In this fandom, that took all of about 5 seconds (cheers Lij and 'Lando).



Title: Arrow point
Author: Meethrill (They were either trying to be cute or need an education)
Fandom: LotR
Rating: PG-13
MST Rating: I for Innocence, anyone who passes up the innuendo on bows and arrows obviously has a completely Virgin mind.

Her favourite thing to do when she had been little was to climb trees )
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[16 Mar 2003|10:23pm]

bartleby
Title: A Night at the VMAs
Author: I don't recall...
Fandom: Nsync
Rating: NC-17
MST Rating: T for GRIPPING. PLOT. TWIST.

Third is a nerd with a hairy chest... )
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[16 Mar 2003|10:20pm]

bartleby
Title: A Night at the VMAs
Author: I don't recall...
Fandom: Nsync
Rating: NC-17
MST Rating: W for whining, and MC for male cat fighting

Second is the Best )
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[16 Mar 2003|10:19pm]

bartleby
Title: A Night at the VMAs
Author: I don't recall...
Fandom: Nsync
Rating: NC-17
MST Rating: W for whining, and MC for male cat fighting

Part the firstest )
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Offtopic but... [14 Mar 2003|06:37pm]

oxydosic
I see fandom wank has been suspended. Any idea where it's gonna turn up next, if at all?
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MoM VIII? [10 Mar 2003|11:10pm]

kyuuketsukirui
Hey peoples, we need another MoM. I'm too lazy to find a fic myself. I need minions for that. *looks around for Jeff*

Grace
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Mistress J II -- Electric Bugaloo (part 3) [05 Mar 2003|07:41pm]

telesilla
The Secret Logs of Mistress Janeway.
Chapter 32 - Campaigns
by NovaD
Fandom: Star Trek: Voyager
Rating: NC-17, BDSM
MST Rating: Cinnamon lube. Worse than a dry fuck.

When we last left our intrepid (and yes the very geeky among you will get the pun) MiSTers, Jenny, Megan and Kes were about to take a break.

the Eagles have so much to answer for )
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GIP! [05 Mar 2003|05:27pm]

kyuuketsukirui
Just realized we didn't have a MoM VII icon yet.



Grace
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[01 Mar 2003|07:32pm]

backfromspace
Hey, lasayla? Are you done with the MOM yet?
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Mistress J II -- Electric Bugaloo (part 2) [27 Feb 2003|03:02pm]

telesilla
The Secret Logs of Mistress Janeway.
Chapter 32 - Campaigns
by NovaD
Fandom: Star Trek: Voyager
Rating: NC-17, BDSM
MST Rating: Cinnamon lube. Worse than a dry fuck.


this way to part two )
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[26 Feb 2003|10:57pm]

backfromspace
Did we decide who's combining MOM VII yet?
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Just when you thought it was safe.... [25 Feb 2003|11:35pm]

telesilla
...Mistress J returns! LJ is down, therefore you all get to suffer.

The Secret Logs of Mistress Janeway.
Chapter 32 - Campaigns
by NovaD
Fandom: Star Trek: Voyager
Rating: NC-17, BDSM
MST Rating: Cinnamon lube. Worse than a dry fuck.

you know you want to )
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MSTier Community! Ho-ray! [25 Feb 2003|02:51pm]

bartleby
Title: What Dreams May Come
Author: Angela
Fandom: Def Leppard, remember those dudes? Big hair? No? I thought not.
Rating: NC-17
MST Rating: H for hairspary huffage. And V for virginity lost. But at what price? At what price?

We're off to see the Wizard... )
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Three Mary Sues, a Marty Sue and a crow. [25 Feb 2003|08:52pm]
solace_kaldare
[ mood | accomplished ]

I'm new here. Well I just signed up to Blurty to be able to post, but I've been lurking about this community for a while now. I must say I love your MSTs. They're very amusing to read, and you guys do a wonderful job. I've never tried doing one myself... but this time I just couldn't refuse. So, here it is. Be as harsh and cruel as you want ^_^ I don't expect anyone to be lenient on me just cause it's my first try. It's been fun to MST so far and that's what counts for me.

Title: What If?
Author: mysticblade
Fandom: The Crow
Rating: R
MST Rating: What if this never happened? No one would care, but you might save some braincells.

The three MSTers are my own roleplaying characters.

Read more... )

More to come *evil grin*

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Mountain O'Mock VII [23 Feb 2003|10:16pm]

darkrosetiger
Title: God, where do we go from here
Author: Elizabeth
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: R
MST Rating: D for Disopointing

Entry here.
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[22 Feb 2003|04:30am]

lilpinkchainsaw
*inches into the community*

Hey, all... *waves* I'm Gracie. Just joined your lovely community this evening after having read and thoroughly enjoyed all of your MSTs. I've never done one, myself, but if it'd be all right, I'd like to give it a go? (That should be one rule for MSTTM: if it's your first day as a member, you have to MST - like Fight Club, only with less insomnia-induced psychosis, merely the badfic-induced sort hehehe)

So - let's get the MST on the road, shall we?

Staged!
Fandom: Moulin Rouge
Author: Carmerethiel (Are we sure she's not a LoTR person? That name sounds awfully elf-y. *checks profile* Yep. Right there, LotR. *sigh* This should be fun.)
Rating: PG
MST Rating: This whole fic has been staged! o/~ Smile! You're on Candid Fic-tion! o/~ Satine apparently doesn't die (the hell?), but after reading this first 'chapter', you're gonna wish she had.

Blah blah tragedy, blah blah Baz, blah blah badfic ahoy... )
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Next moM? [18 Feb 2003|12:52pm]

telesilla
Don't blame me for this one. darkrosetiger mentioned it a little while ago. It's short and squalid and could be fun. I'd offer to collate/edit/whatever, but I'm outta here in a day and a half. I'll be posting my MiST before I leave.

ETA: I'm not faking my own death or anything, just going off to Escpade for an uberdebaucherific time
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[18 Feb 2003|12:58am]

backfromspace
*cough*
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[10 Feb 2003|03:43am]

daijinryuu
Extreme mockage, part 4. )
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[10 Feb 2003|03:42am]

daijinryuu
Extreme mockage, part 3. )
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[10 Feb 2003|03:40am]

daijinryuu
Extreme mockage, part 2. )
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[10 Feb 2003|03:37am]

daijinryuu
FINALLY finished it. Anyway, we all kind of need to back off a little if we want to keep up a momentum. You'll see below, but we're kind of completely overwhelming the fic (not that it's necessarily a bad thing in this case). I think we'll need some sort of a system or something. It's 3:30, my brain is fried, and Blurty ravaged my first post, so I'm not being too coherent here, but the point still stands. Here you all go:

Title: ~`*Tokyo Express*`~
Author: Yamato's Tiger Lily
Fandom: Digimon, Tenchi Muyo!, Pokémon, Sailor Moon, Saint Tail, Card Captor Sakura
Rating: R (pfft)
MST Rating: Jar-Jar Binks. Thinks it's funny, but you just want to slap it every time you see it.
Mocked by: backfromspace, biichan, daijinryuu, kyuuketsukirui, star3572, telesilla, ueuecoyotl
Edited by: daijinryuu


Extreme mockage, part 1 )
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[07 Feb 2003|06:34pm]

daijinryuu
Right, so let's say about 24-48 hours until an MoM6 deadline. Probably closer to 48, since I haven't come close to finishing yet. So far I just have one from biichan, though if I missed any, make sure to let me know.
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*whimper* [05 Feb 2003|10:17pm]

darkrosetiger
[ mood | nauseated ]

This is just painful. A sample:

Snape positioned both his hands on the backs of Renee's knees and began thrusting himself in and out of her. pushing her back down onto the desk when ever she attempted to sit up. The grip around her claves began to tighten as Snape quickened his pace.

Anyone up for a mock?

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[04 Feb 2003|02:23am]

daijinryuu
So, how does this little nugget of pain look for MoM 6?
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Mountain O Mock V [03 Feb 2003|10:58pm]

backfromspace
Title: The Poem
Author: kianhpotter
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG
MST Rating: A very small fish. You should've seen the one that got away.

MoM V: Revenge of the Bride of the Children of the Return of the Mockery )
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[02 Feb 2003|12:25am]

backfromspace
Title: Another One (Part III: Dae learns what a communicator does)
Author: Pistachio Torte
Fandom: Star Trek TOS
Rating: PG
MST Rating: Tiny black box. It doesn't appear to have a purpose, but runs out of power immediately and drags its wretched, writhing corpse around for several more paragraphs. OK, so that's not a tiny black box. Sue me.

You mean it... communicates? Golly! )
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MoM V: Revenge of the Children of the Bride of the Revenge of the Mocking [01 Feb 2003|12:28am]

backfromspace
Yay, MoM V.

Here's the fic.
Read more... )
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[30 Jan 2003|04:45pm]

backfromspace
Title: Deep Spuss Nine
Author: Calicia
Fandom: Star Trek: DS9
Rating: PG
MST Rating: Neutering and declawing. No cat should be subjected to this.


Poor kitties... )
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Mountain O' Mock IV -- Revenge of the Cyclops Zombie Bohemians [29 Jan 2003|04:11pm]

telesilla
Participants: backfromspace, ereshkigal, kyuuketsukirui, lynnb1984, andtelesilla.

Edited by: telesilla


Title: Open Arms
Author: Ewansbabie-MR
Fandom: Moulin Rouge
Rating: PG
MST Rating: Consumption. It'll have you coughing up blood.

Christian's gift may be his song, but this one? Not so much. )
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TrekSmut Sign (Part 6/6) [29 Jan 2003|02:46am]

telesilla
I'm stunned that none of you have asked where the last section of this was.

No, really.


Title: THE SECRET LOGS OF MISTRESS JANEWAY -- FROM THE ARCHIVES: CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD
Fandom: Star Trek; Voyager
Author: NovaD.
Rating: NC-17
MST Rating: Bad BDSM scene. One where you scream your safeword but the domme keeps on going.



We've got TrekSmut sign!!! )
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Last Call For MOM IV! [28 Jan 2003|01:46pm]

telesilla
[ mood | bitchy ]

You cannot escape the power of the MST Side. It is your destiny.

So far I have MSTs from lynnb1984 and ereshkigal. If you've mocked and I don't know it, leave a link here to your mock. If you still wish to mock (and you know you do), you have until Wednsday afternoon (PST).

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[26 Jan 2003|08:05pm]

daijinryuu
Well, I took advantage of all that spare time waiting for the new episode of Alias and made an archive page on my Tripod account for the Mountain 'O Mocks (Mountains 'O Mock?) so they don't end up disappearing into blurty's void over time. Any corrections anyone would like to make would be greatly appreciated.

Also, does anyone else think I should put the names of the people participating in the MoMs in bold for clarification purposes?
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Mountain o' Mock III - Man Mock or Boy Mock? [25 Jan 2003|04:21pm]

kyuuketsukirui
Participants: backfromspace, darkrosetiger, daijinryuu, telesilla, ueuecoyotl, ellen_fremedon
Editor: kyuuketsukirui

Title: Harry Potter and the Slytherin Ass
Author: Sid Gittler
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
MST Rating: Basilisk. Results in death of tingly parts to all who view it.

Note: This was too much mock for Blurty to handle and had to be split into four mock-filled parts.

Part Four - The End )

Thanks for being a part of the horror wonder that was MoM III. Don't forget to pick up your cool "I used Draco like the Slut Ass Boy he is" icon on your way out.
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Mountain o' Mock III - Man Mock or Boy Mock? [25 Jan 2003|04:19pm]

kyuuketsukirui
Participants: backfromspace, darkrosetiger, daijinryuu, telesilla, ueuecoyotl, ellen_fremedon
Editor: kyuuketsukirui

Title: Harry Potter and the Slytherin Ass
Author: Sid Gittler
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
MST Rating: Basilisk. Results in death of tingly parts to all who view it.

Part Three )
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Mountain o' Mock III - Man Mock or Boy Mock? [25 Jan 2003|04:17pm]

kyuuketsukirui
Participants: backfromspace, darkrosetiger, daijinryuu, telesilla, ueuecoyotl, ellen_fremedon
Editor: kyuuketsukirui

Title: Harry Potter and the Slytherin Ass
Author: Sid Gittler
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
MST Rating: Basilisk. Results in death of tingly parts to all who view it.

Part Two )
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Mountain o' Mock III - Man Mock or Boy Mock? [25 Jan 2003|04:16pm]

kyuuketsukirui
Participants: backfromspace, darkrosetiger, daijinryuu, telesilla, ueuecoyotl, ellen_fremedon
Editor: kyuuketsukirui

Title: Harry Potter and the Slytherin Ass
Author: Sid Gittler
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
MST Rating: Basilisk. Results in death of tingly parts to all who view it.

Part One )
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While the cat's away... [25 Jan 2003|02:27am]

telesilla
Yeah backfromspace my very own platonic love is gone but not forgotten.

I was thinking that we might want to surprise him with a MST, just to remind him that while he was sliding down a mountain in the feezing cold we were in our warm little rooms mocking away. No really, we're having more fun.

So I found this (mercifully short) not so sparkling diamond from ff.net.

You know the drill: mock it, post a link to your mock here, and then sometime Tuesday night, I'll combine it all into one big ball o' mock.

Let the mocking commence.
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TrekSmut Sign (part 5) [24 Jan 2003|11:43pm]

telesilla
This is the penultimate section.

Title: THE SECRET LOGS OF MISTRESS JANEWAY -- FROM THE ARCHIVES: CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD
Fandom: Star Trek; Voyager
Author: NovaD.
Rating: NC-17
MST Rating: Bad BDSM scene. One where you scream your safeword but the domme keeps on going.

We've got TrekSmut sign )
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[24 Jan 2003|10:58pm]

backfromspace
OK, change in plans.
I kind of got home from the math final and fell asleep until, well, now.
Could someone pleeeeeeeease combine the MoM III ("Harry Potter and the Slytherin Ass") submissions for me? I have to get up astonishingly early tomorrow to go skiing, and it's Not A Good Idea to sleep for two hours before driving, even if you're the passenger.
:P
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More of the HP dreckfic [24 Jan 2003|12:24pm]

lasayla
[ mood | bitchy ]

Title: Some One NEw -- Chapter Eight: muggle Things
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author: Draco MalfoyGilr16
Rating: PG-13
MST Rating: Like an enchanted diary, we can't see where it keeps its brain...

(Mockity, mock, mock...)

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TrekSmut Sign (Part 4) [23 Jan 2003|10:24pm]

telesilla
Yes indeedy folks, it's Part 4 of the Mistress J saga. And I've gotta say, looking back at the huge effor that we put into this, I can only come to one conclusion. We were fucking insane!


Title: THE SECRET LOGS OF MISTRESS JANEWAY -- FROM THE ARCHIVES: CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD
Fandom: Star Trek: Voyager
Author: NovaD.
Rating: NC-17
MST Rating: Bad BDSM scene. One where you scream your safeword but the domme keeps on going.


we've got Treksmut sign!! )
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MOM III [24 Jan 2003|01:14am]

darkrosetiger
Entry here.
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[23 Jan 2003|06:10pm]

backfromspace
Title: Brother or Sister? <--that can't be a good sign.
Author: majinshadow
Fandom: Digimon
Rating: NC-17 for bad kiddie porn.
MST Rating: Satan in mud. It's not just dirty, it's evil, too.
Notes: Even though I don't know much at all about Digimon, I saw the summary for this ("kari has had some sex enhancer (dif story) and gets it on with mimi"), and knew it had to be done.


More Kiddie Porn. Rapture. )
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NovaD.org [23 Jan 2003|01:28am]

telesilla
Because I know how much you love her fic! No really!
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TrekSmut Sign!!! (part 3) [23 Jan 2003|12:47am]

telesilla
Yet another installment of the spell binding saga of Mistres J!

Title: THE SECRET LOGS OF MISTRESS JANEWAY -- FROM THE ARCHIVES: CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD
Fandom: Start Trek; Voyager
Author: NovaD.
Rating: NC-17
MST Rating: Bad BDSM scene. One where you scream your safeword but the domme keeps on going.


We've got Treksmut sign! )
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Presenting target; requesting mock. [22 Jan 2003|05:45pm]

darkrosetiger
This is a fic that has deeply disturbed many. I'm thinking that some judicious mockery is in order. Thoughts?

Warning: if you have any abuse triggers you may not want to click this link. Seriously. )
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Some One NEw [22 Jan 2003|11:39am]

darkrosetiger
Title: Some One NEw--Chapter 6: Sweet Thoughts
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author: Draco MalfoyGirl 16--this should be a warning.
Rating: PG-13
MST Rating: ES, for Eyeball-Scrubbing Required

Since this is PG-13, is this what the lawyers were talking about when they said that non-smutty fics by "legitimate" fans were acceptable?

Read on..if you dare. )
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Some One NEw [22 Jan 2003|05:30am]

ereshkigal
Title: Some One NEw -- Chapter Five: plays
Fandom: The Necronomico- er, Harry Potter
Author: Draco MalfoyGirl 16
Rating: PG-13
MST Rating: She cannae last much longer capt'n.

And you thought Quidditch was just a sport. )
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