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Subject:	Excuses for Breaking The Law
Posted by:	imaybealoser.
Time:	12:53 am.

Excuses for Breaking The Law
Excuse for a Car Pool Lane Violation: "COP: 'You have to have two people in this car to use this lane.' MOTORIST: 'Check the trunk.'"
This is excuse is for trying to outrun a police officer. "I'm sorry officer, but I was practicing to become a professional race car driver when I grow up."
This might confuse the officer just enough to work: "I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
"I'm sorry officer, I have diarrhea, and I am looking for a bathroom."
"I'm new to the area, and I didn't realize there was a stop sign back there. (Editor's note: if the policeman looks at your license and it shows you lived there for 10 years, you're dead meat)"
"I didn't see the speed limit sign."
"My speedometer is broken and I didn't realize I was speeding."
"I wasn't really speeding. Because I'm driving a sports car it just looks like I was."
"I didn't know there was a law against doing that."
"I was just following orders."
"There is a massive conspiracy on the part of the police, the crime lab, the media, etc. to discredit me." (Note: effectively used by the so-called dream team in the OJ trial. The more improbable the conspiracy, the greater the chance that it will be believed).
"I was temporarily insane." (Editor's note: this is used a little too often in our justice system, and we must be temporarily insane to let the criminals get away with using it.)
"I refuse to answer, under advise of counsel."
"I'm not as drunk as you think I am, Officer."
"I didn't take it, I found it and was trying to find the owner."
"I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize I was speeding, but I had cancer a few years ago, and I was just coming back from the doctor's office where I get my annual cancer check-up. He told me I was still in good health, and I was so happy that I just forgot I was speeding." (Note: this excuse actually worked.)
"He told me I could borrow it."

Quite Tempti_ng Isn't It?

Subject:	45 Interesting Things to do on a Paper You don't Care About
Posted by:	imaybealoser.
Time:	12:45 am.

45 Interesting Things to do on a Paper You don't Care About
1. Type every word in a different font. Alternate really big fonts with really small fonts.
2. Support your thesis with quotes from your VCR manual.
3. Write the entire paper on Post-it notes and turn it in by sticking them all over the professor's door.
4. Switch the names of prominent history figures with the names of your friends, classmates, etc. Claim that your roommate led the Spanish Armada.
5. Write a paper discussing why Michelangelo got to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, but Van Gogh didn't. Discuss whether Van Gogh would have used nunchakus or katanas.
6. Write your paper by cutting out words from magazines and sticking them on the page, ransom-note style.
7. End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
8. Perfume the paper with catnip. Explain that it was to keep your dog from eating it.
9. If assigned a paper in philosophy class, explain that you can't do the paper because you're not sure if the class really exists, or if it and the professor are just illusions created by your subconscious. If you do end up writing the paper, write about whether or not the paper actually exists.
10. If assigned a 2000-word paper, draw two pictures of what the paper was supposed to be about. After all, a picture is worth 1000 words, right?
11. Type gibberish. When you hand it in, claim that your computer crashed while you were printing it, and you couldn't retrieve the original.
12. Cite issues of Spiderman and Batman as resources in your bibliography.
13. Turn the paper in by making paper airplanes out of the pages of the paper and attempting to fly them onto the professor's desk.
14. The night before the paper is due, call the professor and explain that you can't turn your paper in because it contains sensitive military information and is only available on a "need to know" basis. Insist that General Schwarzkopf says you should get an 'A'.
15. Write your history paper on parchment, using a quill. Say that you were trying to get the feel for the period.
16. Turn in a letter your wrote to your cousin. When the teacher confronts you about it, say that you must have gotten the letter and the paper mixed up. Say that you'll turn the paper in as soon as you get it back, but your cousin lives in Siberia, so it might take a while. (This is a nifty way to get an extension.)
17. When writing an especially long paper, put a recipe for chocolate cake in the middle and see if the professor notices.
18. Tell the professor that you need an extension because one of your primary sources is an old wise man in Tibet and he won't see you until the next full moon.
19. Paint a large white stripe down the front of your paper. Say that on the way to class, your dropped it in the street and it got run over by one of those trucks that paint lines on the road.
20. Make a footprint on the back of one of the pages. When questioned by the professor, act like it's nothing unusual. After all, he did tell you to include footnotes.
21. Bring candles and incense to class. Before handing in the paper, perform an elaborate ceremony, entreating the gods to bless the paper and correct all your typos.
22. Make a tape of you singing the contents of your paper, opera-style, and hand that in.
23. Write your psychology paper on possible genetic anomalies that might cause a person to prefer anchovies.
24. Hand your paper in in a sealed envelope with postmarks from several different countries on it. Say that you wanted several different perspectives on your work.
25. TTyyppee eevveerryy lleetttteerr ttwwiiccee..
26. Get a large piece of paper or canvas. Smear paint all over it and hand it in as your paper. Explain that the topic was such an emotional one for you, and that mere words couldn't possibly express what you had to say.
27. Compare and contrast the characters of James T. Kirk and Jean-Luc Picard. Claim that one is actually Hamlet, and the other is King Lear. Say that Worf is Ophelia.
28. Carve your paper on the bathroom wall.
29. Refuse to do the paper on account of the fact that you are a member of Greenpeace and strongly object to the gratuitous slaughter of trees caused by the massive amount of paper used in writing assignments.
30. Put nonsense words down as quotes. Say that you are quoting the words of a well-known Zen master who was speaking in tongues at the time.
31. Use a forklift to bring your paper to class, even if it's only a few pages. Explain that it involved some very heavy reading.
32. Poke several holes in the paper. Say that you were mobbed by crows on the way to class.
33. Print all the pages on one sheet of paper, with the text overlapping. Say that that was all the paper you had.
34. rite about whether Plato would have said that Miller Light is "less filling" or that it "tastes great". Also explain why Aristotle would have taken the opposite view. Try to predict both philosphers' reactions to Spuds McKensie.
35. Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
36. Make your paper one long, neverending sentence that goes on for pages and pages and pages; use alot of semi-colons, commas, and other interesting, rarely-used punctuation marks.
37. Staple a picture of an academic building to the paper. Cite the picture as a resource.
38. On the day the paper is due, skip into class, waving the paper and screaming, "I have a paper! I have a paper!". Run around the class a few times, then joyfully throw it out the window. Laugh and yell, "There's my paper!", then run outside to get it. Repeat this all through the period, or until the prof throws you out.
39. Come to class leading a horse or camel. When asked to turn in the paper, take it out of one of the saddlebags, then shoo the horse/camel/whatever away. Refuse to discuss it.
40. Draw obscure connections between totally unrelated things. For example, claim that abnormal amounts of neutrino activity in Germany caused Hitler to invade France, or that the Roman empire collapsed because of a shortage of qualified botanists.
41. Refer to all prominant historical figures by nicknames. For example, call George Washington "Georgie". Call Ben Franklin "Sparky".
42. Pwetend you have a speech impediment and awways type w's whenevew you weawwy want to type r's ow l's.
43. Ol, switch alound arr the l's and r's in youl papel, rike Monty Python did in Queen Erizabeth the Thild.
44. When your prof asks for an outline of your paper, draw the outline of the piece of paper you typed it on and hand it in.
45. Spill a martini on your sociology paper. Say that you wrote it in a bar so that you could see "sociology in action".

Quite Tempti_ng Isn't It?

Subject:	25 Fun Ways To Annoy Your Teacher
Posted by:	imaybealoser.
Time:	12:39 am.

25 Fun Ways To Annoy Your Teacher

1. Brush your teeth during class. While doing so, raise your hand as if you have a question, and mumble your question incoherently while brushing, spewing toothpaste all over the place. If your professor objects to your actions, go on a tirade about proper oral hygiene.
2. Sit way at the back of the room, up against the wall, to get as far away from your professor as possible. While he/she is lecturing, shout out things like, "What!?" and "Speak up! You're mumbling!" If your professor advises you to sit closer to the front, tell him/her you can't because you're scouting the room for "assassins."
3. If you have an early morning class, get there before anyone else, and bring a pillow, some blankets, an air mattress, and an alarm clock. Wear your pajamas. Lie down on the air mattress with the pillow and the blankets and act like you're asleep. Have the alarm set for about two minutes into class. When it goes off, preferably very loudly, hit the "snooze" button and go back to sleep. Keep doing so for the duration of the class.
4. Dispute everything your professor says, no matter how simple. Try to get him/her to "prove" everything to you. Rant and rave about what a big liar your professor is. Yell at students who are taking notes, saying, "Stop writing down all these lies!"
5. Show up to class about ten minutes late. Ride into the room on a bicycle, yell, "Look out!", and crash into the blackboard. Get up, take a seat, and act like nothing happened. Do this every day.
6. Keep "accidentally" setting fires at your desk. Burn notebooks, papers, or whatever you have handy. Whenever you start a fire, no matter how small it is, start yelling, "Fire! Fire!" and run out of the room in a panic. Don't return for the rest of class.
7. Hide somewhere inside the classroom. Wait for your professor to take attendance. Don't come out when he/she calls your name. Halfway through class, jump out and yell, "Just kidding! I'm here! Fooled you again!" Sit down and be quiet for the rest of class.
8. Wrap yourself in bandages and come to class in a wheelchair. Throughout class, cry a lot and moan things like, "Why me?" and "Please kill me!" Get up during class, like your going to miraculously start walking. Instead, fall down, cry out in pain, and wait for someone to help you back up. When class is over, say, "I feel better now," leap up, and run home.
9. Come to class with a jar full of angry hornets. Five minutes into class, release the hornets, scream, and run away.
10. Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using it. If your professor objects, explain that you "can't stand sitting in this pigsty any longer." Keep vacuuming, grumbling angrily.
11. Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to move on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN...."
12. Every time your professor stutters, do a shot. If he/she objects, explain that drinking games make the class more interesting.
13. When your professor gives you a syllabus, take it home, correct it, give it a grade, and return it to the professor. Demand extra credit.
14. Come to class every day wearing scary Halloween masks. Try to get your professor to guess who you are. Shoot him/her with a water pistol, scream, and run around the room knocking things over. Say, "Pretty scary, huh?"
15. Get the whole class to show up a few minutes early, and throw a surprise party for your professor. Insist that you can't start class until he/she has a piece of cake. Keep asking people when the strippers are going to arrive.
16. Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor Acting Like Mr. Know-It-All" or "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.
17. Wait for your professor to mention a date, and then yell out, "Bingo!" Apologize, and explain that you got confused.
18. Carve a bust of your professor out of cheese. Tie a ribbon around it, and present it to him/her at the beginning of class. Demand extra credit.
19. Write your professor a note that says, "I'm going to be about 15 minutes late. Go ahead and start without me." Wait outside the building until the time when class is supposed to begin. Tie the note to a rock, and throw it through the window.
20. Write down everything that your professor says, word for word. Think up a melody, and turn the words into a song. Bring a guitar to class and perform the song for the class. Explain to your professor that he/she is "very inspiring."
21. Get a monkey, and bring it to class with you. Tell your professor that you've hired the monkey to take notes for you. Sit back and relax during class, letting the monkey scribble on a piece of paper. When it come time to write a paper or take a test, write down things like, "I wish I had a banana" and "I miss my tire swing." Assuming you get a bad grade, angrily fire the monkey in front of your professor.
22. When you have to write a paper, get it done early and mail it to your professor's house. From then on, don't hand anything in, and blame it on the sluggishness of the U.S. Postal Service.
23. Tell your professor that you'd like to interview him/her for a writing class. Get him/her to tell you his/her life story. Act interested, and write down everything he/she says. Fabricate a few romantic interludes and turn your efforts into a trashy romance novel. Make copies for the entire class, and your professor. Demand extra credit.
24. Draw hearts and flowers on the backs of your papers and tests. Next to them, write things like, "You're the best, even though you suck" and "You're the worst professor in the world, but I still love you."
25. Start asking questions in a fake foreign language. Act like your professor is stupid for not being able to understand you. Get other people in the class to start speaking the fake language too, and have frequent discussions during class. Act like you're really interested in what you're discussing. If your professor tries to interrupt or stop you, act annoyed and motion for him/her to quiet down.

Quite Tempti_ng Isn't It?

Subject:	elevator fun
Posted by:	imaybealoser.
Time:	12:37 am.

60 Fun things to do in an elevator

* Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
* Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
* Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
* Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
* Sell Girl Scout cookies.
* On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
* Shave.
* Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
* Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
* Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
* When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
* Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
* Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
* One word: Flatulence!
* On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
* Do Tai Chi exercises.
* Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
* When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
* Give religious tracts to each passenger.
* Meow occasionally.
* Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
* Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
* Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
* Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
* Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
* Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
* Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
* Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
* Leave a box between the doors.
* Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
* Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
* Start a sing-along.
* When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
* Play the harmonica.
* Shadow box.
* Say "Ding!" at each floor.
* Lean against the button panel.
* Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
* Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
* Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
* Bring a chair along.
* Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
* Blow spit bubbles.
* Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
* Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
* Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
* Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
* Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
* Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
* If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
* Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
* Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
* Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
* Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
* Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
* Make chalk drawings on the walls.
* As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"
* Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
* Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
* Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.

Quite Tempti_ng Isn't It?

Subject:	tests from hell
Posted by:	imaybealoser.
Time:	12:37 am.

Interesting Exam Topics

* Computer Science: Write a fifth-generation computer language. Using this language, write a computer program to finish the rest of this exam for you.
* History: Describe the history of the papacy from its originas to the present day, concentrating on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, America, Asia, and Africa. Be brief can concise, yet specific.
* Electrical Engineering: You will be placed in a nuclear reactor and given a partial copy of the electrical layout. The electrical system has been tampered with. You have seventeen minutes to find the problem and correct it before the reactor melts down.
* Pre-Med: You will be provided with a rusty razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a full bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Don't suture until your work as been inspected. You have 15 minutes.
* Public Speaking: Twenty-five hundred riot-crazed aboriginies are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latrin, Hebrew, or Greek.
* Biology: Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this life form had developed 500,000 years earlier, with special attention to the probably effect, if any, on the English parliamentary system circa 1750. Prove your thesis.
* Civil Engineering: This is a practical test of your design and building skills. With the boxes of toothpicks and glue present, build a platform that will support your weight when you and your platform are suspended over a vat of nitric acid.
* Music: Write a full piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with a clarinet and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.
* Psychology: Based on your knowledge of their early works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisias, Ramses II, and Gregory of Nicea. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.
* Chemistry: You must identify a poison sample which you will find at your lab table. All necessary equipment has been provided. There are two beakers at your desk, one of which holds the antidote. If the wrong substance is used, it causes instant death. You may begin as soon as the professor injects you with a sample of the poison. (We feel this will give you an incentive to find the correct answer.)
* Sociology: Estimate the sociological problems which might be associated with the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.
* Mechanical Engineering: The disassembled parts of a howitzer have been placed in a box on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Machine Language. In ten minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your actions.
* Economics: Describe in four hundred words or less what you would have done to prevent the Great Depression.
* Mathematics: Derive the Euler-Cauchy equations using only a straightedge and compass. Discuss in detail the role these equations had on mathematical analysis in Europe during the 1800s.
* Political Science: There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length on its socio-political effects, if any.
* Religion: Perform a miracle. Creativity will be judged.
* Art: Given one eight-count box of crayons and three sheets of notebook paper, recreate the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Skin tones should be true to life.
* Physics: Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an in-depth evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on science.
* Metaphysics: Describe in detail the probably nature of life after death. Test your hypothesis.
* Philosophy: Sketch the development of human thought and estimate its significance. Compare with the development of any other kind of thought.
* General Knowledge: Describe in detail. Be specific.
* Extra Credit: Define the universe, and give three examples.

Quite Tempti_ng Isn't It?

Subject:	lets annoy cops!
Posted by:	imaybealoser.
Time:	12:29 am.

64 Fun ways to annoy cops
1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Touch him.
6. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.
7. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
8. Refer to him by his first name.
9. Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
10. When he says no, cry.
11. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
12. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way. "Were you always are woman? I mean you were once a man right?, It's OK you can tell me, i'm open minded".
13. If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
14. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.
15. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first"
16. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.
17. After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
18. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
19. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
20. When he goes to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
21. Trip and fall into him.
22. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.
23. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
24. Chew on the pen, nervously.
25. Clean your ear with the pen.
26. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
27. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
28. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
29. Act like you are retarded.
30. When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
31. Or mumble to yourself.
32. When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, DUDE?
33. Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of you here tonight.......
34. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
35. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
36. Ask if he watches Cops.
37. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
38. Giggle if he did.
39. Talk to your hand.
40. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five Favorite Friends.
41. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
42. When he frisks you, say You missed a spot, and grin.
43. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
44. Try to sell him your car.
45. Ask if you can buy his car.
46. If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.
47. Play with the siren.
48. If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner.
49. If you don't know him, ask if you can have his wife for dinner.
50. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner.
51. Ask if he ever had pu-tang.
52. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
53. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
54. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
55. When you are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
56. Turn your head and whistle.
57. When he pulls out his night stick, say what you gonna do with that.
58. If you are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
59. If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
60. Ask if you can see his gun.
61. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
62. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
63. Tell him you like men in uniform.
64. Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party.

Quite Tempti_ng Isn't It?

Posted by:	imaybealoser.
Time:	2:16 am.
Mood:	awake.
Music:	twinkle, twinkle little star....

In the following weeks expect to hear George offering the following explanations for the WMDs not jumping up and biting the Doubting Thomases on the bum.

* Saddam's dog ate his Weapons of Mass Destruction.

* The WMDs were abducted by aliens.

* I never had hostile relations with those Weapons of Mass Destruction.

* The US company what sold them has repossessed them because Saddam fell behind in his payments.

* The stockpile of 30,000 munitions, 500 tons of chemical weapons, 25,000
liters of anthrax and 38,000 liters of botulinum toxin what I mentioned in the State of the Union address could fit on the head of a pin and would be rooly hard to see.

* It's all Colin Powell's fault. He told that if I didn't do it then he wouldn't be my friend.

* It's all Tony Blair's fault. His MI5 nancy boys made all this stuff up, then ran away.

* It's all that merde Jack Chirac's fault. He told me he'd be my friend, then ran away.

* It's all John Howard's fault. He told me to do all this stuff, then jogged away.

* It's all that bully Rumsfeld's fault. He said he'd dob on me to my dad if I didn't do it.

* It's all my dad's fault. He didn't make Saddam say sorry and promise never do it again when he had his fight with him.

Quite Tempti_ng Isn't It?

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