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( FUCK A CHUCK! ITS GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT! )
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Comeau Yo: dude... are you dead? ::pokes::
jewboyxjordan: I!
jewboyxjordan: I FEEL SO ALIVE!
jewboyxjordan: FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!
Comeau Yo: AND I THINK I CAN FLY
jewboyxjordan: I CANT DENY YOU! I FEEL SO ALIVE! IIIIIIIIIII I FEEL SO ALIVE! FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME! CAUSE CHUCK FUCKED A FLY!
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| for old time's sake.. |
[28 Aug 2003|02:28pm] |
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mandy (11:38 PM): ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A RAINBOW COLORED CHICKEN NAMED BENJI AND HE HAD A LONG TAIL AND EVERYTHING. ONE DAY HE FOUND OUT HE HAD A BROTHER NAMED JOEL AND HE RAN TO JOEL AND SAID," BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK?" AND JOEL SAID, "WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAY FOO?" AND BENJI SAID, "BAWKBAWKBAWK BAWK BAAAAWK" AND JOEL SAID "THE FUCK IMMA BUST A CAP IN YO ASS IF YOU DON'T QUIT YOU RAINBOW COLORED FREAK!"
mandy (11:42 PM): SO BENJI SAID, "JOEL BAWK I BAWK AM BAWK YOUR BAWK BROTHER BAWK!" AND JOEL SAID, "WHAT THE FUCK QUIT OR IMMA SHOVE THOSE BAWKS UP YOUR ASS!!!!!" AND BENJI CRIED ALL THE WAY HOME.. LIKE THIS "SOB BAWK BA-A-A-SOB-A-WK"
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| how i love you dear mandy. |
[28 Aug 2003|12:17am] |
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punkd mandy: I picked my wedgie today.
punkd mandy: I've been having so much gas
punkd mandy: It's embarrassin when you're at a quiet place
punkd mandy: And you let one rip
punkd mandy: It's like oops. what the fuck that wasn't me.
punkd mandy: And then everyone's looking at you all weird because they know YOU did it.
punkd mandy: -coughs- Not that it's happened to me or anything
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[27 Aug 2003|08:20pm] |
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WHY IS ALYSSA SO GREAT?...
CHARMxalyssa: -Dresses as a cute monkey- SWEATIN BABY SWEATIN sex is a texas drought and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about so put your hands down mah pants and i'll bet you'll feel nuts yes i'm siskel yes im ebert and your getting 2 thumbs up you've had enough of two hand touched, you want it rough your out of bounds i want you smothered want you covered like mah waffle house hasbrowns.I COME QUICKER THEN FED EX never reaching apex you are inclined to make me rise an hour early just like daylights saving time, -swings my tail- YOU AND ME BABY AINT NOTHING BUT MAMMELS SO LETS DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL -rolls around the cage-
CHARMxalyssa: Mah name is Alyssa Jayne Milano, I like to dress up as a monkey and go run around like weeman, I also like long walks on the beach eating pickles while stuffing marbles in mah nose, But i have asthma so dont run to fast away from me, -snorts like a nerd
CHARMxalyssa: -scampers around screaming- BABY HIT ME UH UH UH -dressed like britney,- -dances against the table- IM A SLAAAAAAAAAAVE FOR MCDONALDS, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT I CANNOT STOP EATING THOSE BIG MACS
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[23 Aug 2003|05:15pm] |
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P Air Bouvier: yes! I stalk you every day! It's my hobby~
amehs so cool: wooooo!!
P Air Bouvier: I know! SO WOO! Hee!
P Air Bouvier: GUESS WHAT!
amehs so cool: WHAT
P Air Bouvier: I'm pregnant with your baby! *grins* it's a cow!
amehs so cool: -eyes widen- i seeeeeeeee -laughs- wow!
P Air Bouvier: *nods and rubs his belly* it's biiiiiiiig
amehs so cool: -laughs- its gonna be a hard one to push out huh?
P Air Bouvier: uh huh!! *laughs* rub my belly!!!
amehs so cool: -giggles and rubs your belly-
P Air Bouvier: *laughs* it's a kicker!
amehs so cool: -grins- since its a cow should we name it llama?
P Air Bouvier: OH MY GOD! YES!
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| This is how I greet Brody on a daily basis.. |
[20 Aug 2003|09:07pm] |
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punkd mandy (9:06:04 PM): -walks over to her in baggy denim overalls and her hair up in pigtails while wearing a pink Care Bears shirt, sticks a lollipop into her mouth and starts to sing- ALL I WANT FO' CHWISSMAS IS MY TWO FWONT TEEF MY TWO FWONT TEEF ALL I WANT FO' CHWISSMASS IS MY TWO FWONT TEEF LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Brody Goes RAWR (9:06:14 PM): ..........................
Brody Goes RAWR (9:06:22 PM): HAHAHDHHAHDHTHDFHDGHSHDHAHAHAHAHDFHDFH
punkd mandy (9:06:30 PM): -grins-
Brody Goes RAWR (9:06:33 PM): *FALLS OVER ON THE FLOOR DROPPING HER DRINK LAUGHING HER ASS OFF*
punkd mandy (9:06:39 PM): -cracks up-
Brody Goes RAWR (9:07:13 PM): HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
punkd mandy (9:07:15 PM): -shakes her rump- you wanna dance?!
Brody Goes RAWR (9:07:21 PM): WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING?
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[09 Aug 2003|11:38pm] |
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punkd mandy: *sighs* YOU ARE BETTER THAN ME PERIOD AND I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER SAY YOU LOVE ME THE END
its just tobey: OK YOU WIN -hands you a calendar-
punkd mandy: *blinks then waves the calander around* SCORE!!!!!
its just tobey: -cracks up- you can only use it for another...5 months though.
punkd mandy: >:o dammit ive been jipped
its just tobey: -dying of laughter- ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU DON'T WANT THE OFFICIAL TOBEY MAGUIRE 2003 CALENDAR BECAUSE I CAN TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE ELSE >;O
punkd mandy: .. *shoves it down my pants* >:o try to take it away
its just tobey: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE PICTURES OF ME INSIDE YOUR PANTS
punkd mandy: *cracks up* stfu!
its just tobey: i nearly said "you have pictures of me in your pants" which kind of sounded wrong. like pictures of me wearing your pants. -dies of laughter-
punkd mandy: *CRACKS THE FUCK UP*
punkd mandy: sjdlfkjs hahahaha you would look funny in my pants
punkd mandy: COME HERE AND GET INTO MY PANTS!
its just tobey: HAHAHA WELL YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
its just tobey: NO!
punkd mandy: *grabs some of her jeans*
its just tobey: -RUNS AWAY-
punkd mandy: wtf that sounded sick *dies*
punkd mandy: "come here and get into my pants" like im telling you to have sex with me
its just tobey: ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!
its just tobey: OH MANDY I NEVER KNEW YOU FELT THAT WAY :*
punkd mandy: *falls over laughing* SHUT UP TOBEY!!!!!
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| Provacative |
[03 Aug 2003|10:36pm] |
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ch a rm x alyssa: erm, ....ROFL
Comeau Yo: ALYSSA WANNA POPTART!!!!!!!!!!?
ch a rm x alyssa: Uh
ch a rm x alyssa: sure.
Comeau Yo: ::hands poptart::
ch a rm x alyssa: WHERES THE SHOWER GEL >;O!
amehs so cool: chucks the best woo
amehs so cool: I STOLE IT FROM HIM
amehs so cool: BECAUSE HE IS NOT ALLOWED
Comeau Yo: I know i am
ch a rm x alyssa: GIMMEH GIMMMMMMEH
ch a rm x alyssa: GIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEH THE SHOWER GEL
amehs so cool: -hands alyssa shower gel-
ch a rm x alyssa: -hides it-
ch a rm x alyssa: MWUAHAHAHA
evaxbenxmoodyx: NOO!
evaxbenxmoodyx: Amy! You gave it to the enemy!
ch a rm x alyssa: -Smirks-
amehs so cool: I DIDNT KNOWWW
ch a rm x alyssa: Ameh works for me
evaxbenxmoodyx: I still love you.
ch a rm x alyssa: k thanks
ch a rm x alyssa: :D
ch a rm x alyssa: roflmfao
evaxbenxmoodyx: *gives alyssa a hug* MWHAHA now you're my mindless Zombie whore...
amehs so cool: I STILL LOVE YOU TOO BEN. and yes im alyssas ho.
evaxbenxmoodyx: can I pay for your servies?
ch a rm x alyssa: im a mindless zombie ho. sob
amehs so cool: -humps alyssa-
amehs so cool: ask my pimp rotfl
ch a rm x alyssa: -humps-
evaxbenxmoodyx: is Tyson your pimpp?
amehs so cool: no
amehs so cool: hes my sugadaddy
amehs so cool: alyssas my pimp
evaxbenxmoodyx: are you secretly two people? A man by day and a womanly ho by night?
evaxbenxmoodyx: oh...
evaxbenxmoodyx: Alyssa come...
ch a rm x alyssa: *rae*
evaxbenxmoodyx: [[what does rae mean?]]
amehs so cool: SHE ONLY COMES FOR MEEE
amehs so cool: [raises an eyebrow]
evaxbenxmoodyx: [yes I'm stupid]
Comeau Yo: WATCH THIS! JEFF'S HEAD MAKES NOISES ::rubs jeffs head intell it squeaks::
ch a rm x alyssa: LMAO
amehs so cool: rotflmao
amehs so cool: ALYSSA
ch a rm x alyssa: WHAT
amehs so cool: WANNA COME ON TOUR!?
evaxbenxmoodyx: wow... I wonder if my head does that...
ch a rm x alyssa: YES
ch a rm x alyssa: Justin's mad at me
ch a rm x alyssa: roflmfao
amehs so cool: -tilts head at ben- which head?
amehs so cool: why?
ch a rm x alyssa: LMAO
evaxbenxmoodyx: uhm..
Comeau Yo: ::rubs ben's head:: ya it does
ch a rm x alyssa: because i blocked him because he said something to erm..yea
amehs so cool: R.O.F.L
evaxbenxmoodyx: Ameh's learning from the master
stinco the stud: somebody rub my head lol jk
Comeau Yo: I did already
ch a rm x alyssa: I unblocked him, *waits for a sorry*
Comeau Yo: lol
stinco the stud: ooooh
stinco the stud: i didn't see tht
stinco the stud: that*
stinco the stud: lol
Comeau Yo: haha
amehs so cool: I don't like my head rubbed i like my pussy petted -picks up the little kitty- PET MY PUSSY!!!!
amehs so cool: cat
ch a rm x alyssa: Ahem
Comeau Yo: Comeau Yo: WATCH THIS! JEFF'S HEAD MAKES NOISES ::rubs jeffs head intell it squeaks::
ch a rm x alyssa: -strokes the pussy-
Comeau Yo: see i did
evaxbenxmoodyx: Can I pet the pussy?
stinco the stud: lol
ch a rm x alyssa: ONLY I PET AMEH'S PUSSY >;O
amehs so cool: Go Head ben pet the pussy
ch a rm x alyssa: ...im betrayed
stinco the stud: haha my head is so clean... i dont have to wash it..... i'm so lucky lol jk
evaxbenxmoodyx: *pets ameh's pussy* did it fall into the milk?
amehs so cool: yeah it did
ch a rm x alyssa: k;lkLJSLKS!
amehs so cool: thats why its wet
ch a rm x alyssa: ROFLMFAO
amehs so cool: rotfl
Comeau Yo: my hair is soft... TOUCH NOW!
stinco the stud: *touches chucks hair*
evaxbenxmoodyx: That was my guess.. would you like to touch goliath .. my snake?
ch a rm x alyssa: LNMKJS!
amehs so cool: is it a big snake im scared of big snakes
evaxbenxmoodyx: It's pretty big. But I can save you from him
Comeau Yo: haha isn't soft jeff?
evaxbenxmoodyx: I have total control over it.
amehs so cool: those things can hurt you
stinco the stud: very...
Comeau Yo: yay
stinco the stud: oh yes, lemme touch it again
stinco the stud: jk
Comeau Yo: lol
evaxbenxmoodyx: don't worry his venom has been used for the day...
ch a rm x alyssa: LMAOOOOO
amehs so cool: omfg god
amehs so cool: rotflmao
Comeau Yo: ::hides::
evaxbenxmoodyx: [provacative]
amehs so cool: [very]
stinco the stud: why are you hidin chuck?
ch a rm x alyssa: i swear i always win
ch a rm x alyssa: -watches justin say im sorry 3908379827974 times-
amehs so cool: hes afraid of bens enormous snake
Comeau Yo: ::nods::
stinco the stud: oh
evaxbenxmoodyx: Yes.. and he stole amy's pussy
ch a rm x alyssa: Amy's pussy belongs to me
amehs so cool: -gasp- who stole my pussy?!
Comeau Yo: A PERSON
evaxbenxmoodyx: *points at chuck* he stole it while I was petting it
Comeau Yo: NU-UH
amehs so cool: god everyone wants my pussy
ch a rm x alyssa: HELLO I OWN AMY'S PUSSY
evaxbenxmoodyx: I was petting your milky pussy but then stole it from me
Comeau Yo: im confused
amehs so cool: -steals my pussy back from chuck-
evaxbenxmoodyx: liar.. don't try acting dumb
ch a rm x alyssa: HELLO CAN'T YOU TELL AMY AND ME ARE THE NEXT BRAD PITT AND JENNIFER ANISTON
Comeau Yo: and... disturbed
amehs so cool: -gives alyssa the pussy-
ch a rm x alyssa: -cuddles and gives the pussy good care-
amehs so cool: amehs so cool: -holds little kitty out to you- WANNA PET MY PUSSY!? MistaMessicanJT: -kneels down- Okay
evaxbenxmoodyx: no one saw goliath
amehs so cool: ROTFLMAO
evaxbenxmoodyx: BWHAHAHA
Comeau Yo: Ben...
evaxbenxmoodyx: Yo
Comeau Yo: you scare ne shitless
Comeau Yo: me*
Comeau Yo: ::clings on to amy:: SAVE ME
amehs so cool: WHEN IS THE NEXT UT TIMES COMING OUT I WANT TO READ WHAT THEY SAIIIID BOUT MEEEEE
amehs so cool: FROM THE DARK!?
Comeau Yo: FROME BEN
Comeau Yo: FROM*
amehs so cool: YEAH THE DARK
evaxbenxmoodyx: Off to put this in Best of Aim
evaxbenxmoodyx: I am the dark.. Amy's the light
Comeau Yo: OH!
Comeau Yo: i see
amehs so cool: i am the sun and you are the night
amehs so cool: WOO
amehs so cool: RHYMNESS
Comeau Yo: your good!
Comeau Yo: ::stares in amazement::
amehs so cool: lmao -high five-
stinco the stud has left the room.
Comeau Yo: aw
Comeau Yo: why he leave?
Comeau Yo: aw well
evaxbenxmoodyx: He knew my bald head was better
Comeau Yo: I like Jeff's better
amehs so cool: my wet pussy is better than your bald head
amehs so cool: -laughs-
evaxbenxmoodyx: I bet pussy could eat goliath
ch a rm x alyssa: ....
stinco the stud has entered the room.
Comeau Yo: hi
ch a rm x alyssa: ROFLLLLL
amehs so cool: probably
Comeau Yo: PRINCESS IS BETTER THAN PUSSY
amehs so cool: swallow goliath whole
evaxbenxmoodyx: oh yeah.. and goliath could release his venom
stinco the stud: hi
amehs so cool: ROTFLMAO
Comeau Yo: haha
stinco the stud: hey everyone, i'll be back in a bit
stinco the stud: c-ya
Comeau Yo: k
Comeau Yo: bye
evaxbenxmoodyx: bye stink-o
stinco the stud has left the room.
amehs so cool: right now pussy is only friends with tysons erm.........ferret.
evaxbenxmoodyx: ferret eh?..
ch a rm x alyssa: why must we fight every 4 minutes
amehs so cool: word
ch a rm x alyssa: sob
evaxbenxmoodyx: maybe princess would like goliath
Comeau Yo: NO PRINCESS IS MINE
ch a rm x alyssa: Princess <33333
evaxbenxmoodyx: not pierre's princess
ch a rm x alyssa: i mean.
ch a rm x alyssa: roflmfao im kidddddinggggg
evaxbenxmoodyx: Alyssa's princess... I think...
Comeau Yo: NO
ch a rm x alyssa: ...ERM
ch a rm x alyssa: I have a pusst
ch a rm x alyssa: *pussssy
ch a rm x alyssa: Mk
amehs so cool: yeah
Comeau Yo: ::nods::
evaxbenxmoodyx: ah and I have a goliath
amehs so cool: shes got a naked pussy
amehs so cool: liek the one
amehs so cool: in austin powers
ch a rm x alyssa: yeah..
ch a rm x alyssa: roflmfao
evaxbenxmoodyx: when mr. biggles worth gets mad.. people die
Comeau Yo: [[im gonna get some lucky charms...]]
amehs so cool: lmfao
ch a rm x alyssa: Sexually frustrated makes people die to ahem.
ch a rm x alyssa: rofl
amehs so cool: -pets alyssas naked pussy-
amehs so cool: ROTFLMAO
evaxbenxmoodyx: Goliath wants in...
ch a rm x alyssa: -watches the naked pussy get excited- it likes you.
amehs so cool: we are some fucked up people lmao
evaxbenxmoodyx: very...
Comeau Yo: we sure are
evaxbenxmoodyx: be sure eliza isn't here.. this is going to be very provacative..
ch a rm x alyssa: rofl!
Comeau Yo: i think shes dead
evaxbenxmoodyx: look goliath's happy... he's streching himself out trying to look at the naked pussy
ch a rm x alyssa: -Puts goliath in the naked pussy- Wow..it like..ate it whole.
ch a rm x alyssa: ROFLMFAOOOOOO IM KIDDDDDING
ch a rm x alyssa: -dies off-
Comeau Yo: ::hides::
amehs so cool: ROTLFMAOOOOOOOO PORNNNN I MEAN.... HAPPY ANIMINALLLLS!
evaxbenxmoodyx: [told you it would be provacative]
ch a rm x alyssa: Actually the naked pussy is petite and small, like a cuddlly little bear.
evaxbenxmoodyx: and I thought goliath was out of venom...
ch a rm x alyssa: ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
evaxbenxmoodyx: [[okay off to best of AIM]]
ch a rm x alyssa: Goliath spurted out it's venom on Alyssa
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| the cows funeral |
[01 Aug 2003|04:23am] |
[davidzlilrocker is lena-shaped just so you know]
DavidzLiLRocker: Im kinda hyper right now
XBeautifuLXTinAX: *laughs* me to!
DavidzLiLRocker: hehehe
XBeautifuLXTinAX: *gives you pixi sticks* here
DavidzLiLRocker: WOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XBeautifuLXTinAX: don't sniff it though! haha
DavidzLiLRocker: PIXI STIX!!!!! ::runs around in circles::
XBeautifuLXTinAX: *cracks up*
DavidzLiLRocker: ::pours one out onto her hand:: haha it looks like some kinda drug ::falls over, laughing::
XBeautifuLXTinAX: cocaine!
DavidzLiLRocker: hahah!!
DavidzLiLRocker: ::stands up quickly and pounces on you:: UR SO SESSY!
XBeautifuLXTinAX: *laughs* yes yes i know
DavidzLiLRocker: ::kisses u, tilts head and laughs::
XBeautifuLXTinAX: *cracks up* uh oh i think we need some alcohol!
DavidzLiLRocker: but then ill get hornnnyyy
XBeautifuLXTinAX: *cracks up* well where the hell is jere!!
DavidzLiLRocker: I dont know man!!!
XBeautifuLXTinAX: *cracks up* well here *gives you a blow up doll* thats jere
DavidzLiLRocker: ::shakes head:: what do I do with it?!
XBeautifuLXTinAX: whatever you want! *laughs*
DavidzLiLRocker: ::thinks:: stick it...right here!! ::places it on the floor:: im still ontop of you haha! ::rolls over and falls off the bed, laughing::
XBeautifuLXTinAX: *cracks up*
DavidzLiLRocker: weee
DavidzLiLRocker: I LOVE YOU DAMNIT
DavidzLiLRocker: I wanna be ur maid of honor!!!
DavidzLiLRocker: ::laughs:: wen u get married!!
DavidzLiLRocker: CHRISTINA IS SEXAY!!
XBeautifuLXTinAX: *cracks up* lena, i am not getting married for a long ass time!
DavidzLiLRocker: I dont have a long ass..but I do have a big ass
XBeautifuLXTinAX: *cracks up* i didn't mean it like that!!!
XBeautifuLXTinAX: i wont' be getting married anytime soon
DavidzLiLRocker: ::giggles:: I know!
XBeautifuLXTinAX: good!
XBeautifuLXTinAX: as longa s you know
DavidzLiLRocker: ::moo's::
XBeautifuLXTinAX: *looks around* where is the cow
DavidzLiLRocker: ::points outside:: RIGHT THERE
XBeautifuLXTinAX: *looks out the window seeing a plastic cow laying ont he ground* lena its..DEAD!
DavidzLiLRocker: NOOOOOOOO
DavidzLiLRocker: ::laughs:: oh well! haha
XBeautifuLXTinAX: *cracks up*
XBeautifuLXTinAX: maybe we should go try to revive it
DavidzLiLRocker: OKAY
DavidzLiLRocker: ::runs outside and drags it inside::
DavidzLiLRocker: ::points to it and laughs:: its plastic
XBeautifuLXTinAX: *looks* ya but but
DavidzLiLRocker: ::sits on the cow:: yea...its dead
XBeautifuLXTinAX: *nods putting the cow in a body bag* lets give it a farewell funeral
DavidzLiLRocker: alright..::fake crys::
DavidzLiLRocker: ::holds ur hand and takes the cow outside, digs a hole into the dirt::
XBeautifuLXTinAX: *puts flowers on top of the grave*
DavidzLiLRocker: ::tries not to laugh:: ILL MISS U...COW!
XBeautifuLXTinAX: *covers mouth to muffle laughing* you were a GREAT cow!
DavidzLiLRocker: ::runs inside, fake crys and screams:: PIXI STIX!! xtina come here!!
XBeautifuLXTinAX: *runs after you* oooh pixi stix!
DavidzLiLRocker: haha yum!
DavidzLiLRocker: ::bounces around:: IM TIGGER THE FUCKING TIGER
XBeautifuLXTinAX: *cracks up* well i'm EEYORE and i LOST MY TAIL
DavidzLiLRocker: NO!! ::smacks ur ass::
DavidzLiLRocker: uno u liked it!!
XBeautifuLXTinAX: ya i do...give it a smack!
XBeautifuLXTinAX: *cracks up*
DavidzLiLRocker: ::smacks ur ass again:: WEEEWOOO
DavidzLiLRocker: you like it...we all like it!...
DavidzLiLRocker: wait i forgot to say...I LIKE IT
XBeautifuLXTinAX: *laughs so hard almost peeing my pants*
DavidzLiLRocker: ::runs around, screaming:: I LIKE IT I LIKE IT
XBeautifuLXTinAX: LENA LIKES IT!
DavidzLiLRocker: ::turns around smacking her own ass:: do you like my ass??
XBeautifuLXTinAX: *nods* me likey!
DavidzLiLRocker: ::whispers:: dont tell it I told you...but it likes you too ::winks::
XBeautifuLXTinAX: *cracks up* lena's ass loves me!
DavidzLiLRocker: YUP! sure does damnit
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jessis violent
and tyson doesnt like the regular terms for sex.
Jessi hearts YOU: i hope next time you fuck your head hits the wall and you pass out
amehs so cool: R
amehs so cool: OTF
amehs so cool: LMAO
Jessi hearts YOU: rofl
amehs so cool: thats so goin in my profile
Jessi hearts YOU: roflmfao
magicxmaggs: ajgdsjfasf
Rejected x tyson: Driving the beef bus to tuna town
Rejected x tyson: -dies-
amehs so cool: WTF ROTFLMAO
Rejected x tyson: Riding the baloney pony
Rejected x tyson: -dead-
Jessi hearts YOU: THE BEEF BUS TO TUNA TOWN!?
Jessi hearts YOU: r
Jessi hearts YOU: o
Jessi hearts YOU: f
Jessi hearts YOU: l
Jessi hearts YOU: m
Jessi hearts YOU: fao
Rejected x tyson: Giving the monkey a banana
Rejected x tyson: -dead-
amehs so cool: ROTFLMAO oh my god -puts in profile-
Rejected x tyson: Vaginal bungee jumping
Rejected x tyson: -dies over and over-
Rejected x tyson: Making the beast with two backs
Rejected x tyson: :x
Rejected x tyson: A bit of the old in and out
Rejected x tyson: ahahahha
Rejected x tyson: roflmao
Rejected x tyson: Carnal gymnastics
Rejected x tyson: knockin' boots
Rejected x tyson: -dead-
amehs so cool: rotflmao
Jessi hearts YOU: read mah profile
amehs so cool: rotflmao
magicxmaggs: rofl
Jessi hearts YOU: tyson is a sick man
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[25 Jul 2003|07:44pm] |
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Hi Tyson is a perv the end.
Rejected x tyson: :]
magicxmaggs: tyson rhymes with... bison
magicxmaggs: i saw the Swing Swing video twice today
Rejected x tyson: maggie rhymes with taggie
Rejected x tyson: :D
magicxmaggs: rhymes with saggy ;-[
Rejected x tyson: but maggie is not saggie
Rejected x tyson: :D
magicxmaggs: -looks down- you're right i'm nice and perky ;x
Rejected x tyson: hell yea
Rejected x tyson: :x
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| The Bitch Off |
[25 Jul 2003|11:02am] |
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ch a rm x alyssa: ooo your awake
ch a rm x alyssa: ;x
Jessi hearts YOU: dur
Jessi hearts YOU: -runs to the couch to sleep-
ch a rm x alyssa: -screams-
ch a rm x alyssa: -Dives on the couch-
ch a rm x alyssa: -lays there--
ch a rm x alyssa: x;
Jessi hearts YOU: -shoves her off-
Jessi hearts YOU: -climbs onto the couch and lays down-
ch a rm x alyssa: -gets back on-
ch a rm x alyssa: NO!!!!!!!!!!
Jessi hearts YOU: -clings to the couch-
ch a rm x alyssa: -clings to -
ch a rm x alyssa: MINE
Jessi hearts YOU: -bites her hands-
ch a rm x alyssa: OW OW OW
ch a rm x alyssa: -bites yours-
Jessi hearts YOU: -holds on still-
Jessi hearts YOU: YOU'RE GETTING BONE!
ch a rm x alyssa: -humps your leg-
Jessi hearts YOU: -eyes her-
Jessi hearts YOU: havin fun?
ch a rm x alyssa: GIMMEH THE DAMN COUCH
ch a rm x alyssa: -points- look its joey
Jessi hearts YOU: ITS MY COUCH!!!
Jessi hearts YOU: it is not
Jessi hearts YOU: i have an alert on him
ch a rm x alyssa: -waves-
ch a rm x alyssa: ROFL
Jessi hearts YOU: SO HA
Jessi hearts YOU: CANT FOOL ME
ch a rm x alyssa: -clings to you then
Jessi hearts YOU: -puts your head on her boobs- pillows
Jessi hearts YOU: now sleep
ch a rm x alyssa: rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ch a rm x alyssa: -sleeps-
ch a rm x alyssa: -bites her booobie-
ch a rm x alyssa: GIMMEH THE COUCH
Jessi hearts YOU: OW
Jessi hearts YOU: GOD
Jessi hearts YOU: -SHOVES HER OFF-
ch a rm x alyssa: -squeals-
ch a rm x alyssa: -pulls you off of the couch-
Jessi hearts YOU: -gives her another couch-
Jessi hearts YOU: THERE
ch a rm x alyssa: -clings-
Jessi hearts YOU: -JUMPS BACK ON
Jessi hearts YOU: - SHOVES HER OFF -
ch a rm x alyssa: MINE
Jessi hearts YOU: my mommeh
Jessi hearts YOU: BOUGHT THIS
ch a rm x alyssa: -shoves her off and clings for dear life-
Jessi hearts YOU: -GRABS THE BELT!
ch a rm x alyssa: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Jessi hearts YOU: off!
ch a rm x alyssa: NO!
Jessi hearts YOU: -raises the belt-
ch a rm x alyssa: -screams-
Jessi hearts YOU: GET OFFFF
ch a rm x alyssa: -grabs a pillow knocking you down, throwing the belt-
ch a rm x alyssa: NO!!!!!!1
Jessi hearts YOU: -GRABS ANOTHER BELT-
ch a rm x alyssa: dang
Jessi hearts YOU: -grabs justins old belt with the huge ass belt buckle-
Jessi hearts YOU: OFF MY COUCH NOW
ch a rm x alyssa: OMFgg
ch a rm x alyssa: NOOOOOOO!
ch a rm x alyssa: DUN HIT MEH
Jessi hearts YOU: then get
Jessi hearts YOU: off
Jessi hearts YOU: and go to your couch
ch a rm x alyssa: -screams and kicks at you, talks like stuart from MAD TV- I DONT WANNA
Jessi hearts YOU: -grabs her ankles-
ch a rm x alyssa: AAAAAAAAAAHH
Jessi hearts YOU: -jerks her off the couch-
ch a rm x alyssa: -clings-
Jessi hearts YOU: -climbs on,clings-
ch a rm x alyssa: -grabs the belt-
ch a rm x alyssa: OFF THE COUCHIE
ch a rm x alyssa: ...
Jessi hearts YOU: DO YOUR BEST
ch a rm x alyssa: *couch
ch a rm x alyssa: ROFL
ch a rm x alyssa: THATS IT
ch a rm x alyssa: WOMAN
ch a rm x alyssa: -smacks the back of your thighs with the belt-
Jessi hearts YOU: -SNUGGLES ON HER COUCH BUT STILL CLINGS-
ch a rm x alyssa: OFF COUCH
Jessi hearts YOU: ow you WHORE ASS
ch a rm x alyssa: rofl ;x
Jessi hearts YOU: -GRABS THE BELT-
Jessi hearts YOU: -swings it at her slapping her across the tummeh-
ch a rm x alyssa: OMFG
ch a rm x alyssa: OWW YOU FUCKIN
ch a rm x alyssa: HO!
Jessi hearts YOU: YWS
Jessi hearts YOU: YES
Jessi hearts YOU: YOU FUCKIN
Jessi hearts YOU: OW
ch a rm x alyssa: -swings the belt hitting your back-
Jessi hearts YOU: im tellin
Jessi hearts YOU: joey
Jessi hearts YOU: you abused me
Jessi hearts YOU: YOU'LL BE SORRY
ch a rm x alyssa: im tellen andrew
Jessi hearts YOU: ill just poke his penis with a stick
Jessi hearts YOU: he'll go down
ch a rm x alyssa: PFFFFFFT
Jessi hearts YOU: how about we
Jessi hearts YOU: SHARE the couch?
ch a rm x alyssa: FINEH
ch a rm x alyssa: :/
Jessi hearts YOU: you big ass baby
ch a rm x alyssa: bite meh
Jessi hearts YOU: -bites her hard-
ch a rm x alyssa: OW SOB!
ch a rm x alyssa: -bites your hip hard-
ch a rm x alyssa: ROAR
Jessi hearts YOU: THATS JOEYS
Jessi hearts YOU: NOT YOURS
Jessi hearts YOU: -SWATS HER AWAY-
ch a rm x alyssa: PFT
ch a rm x alyssa: -Jumps on top of you-
Jessi hearts YOU: ILL BITE YOUR TITTIE OFF
Jessi hearts YOU: DONT PROVOKE ME
ch a rm x alyssa: -rolls you off of the couch -clings for dear life-
Jessi hearts YOU: THATS IT
ch a rm x alyssa: -squeaks-
Jessi hearts YOU: - GRABS HER,DRAGS HER OFF THE COUCH,JERKS HER OUT THE DOOR DOWNSTAIRS AND OUT THE FRONT DOOR,LOCKS HER OUT-
Jessi hearts YOU: -RUNS TO THE COUCH AND CLINGS FOR FUCKIN LIFE-
ch a rm x alyssa: -jumps out onto the little roof and clings onto the window, opens it and climbs in- TIMMEH YOU BIATCH YOU KILLED DEH COUCHEH -JUMPS-
Jessi hearts YOU: SPEAK
Jessi hearts YOU: ENGLISH
ch a rm x alyssa: okay
ch a rm x alyssa: BITCH THATS MY COUCH
Jessi hearts YOU: I PAID
Jessi hearts YOU: FOR THIS COUCH
Jessi hearts YOU: YOU WHORE
ch a rm x alyssa: I DUN CARE IF YU WON IT
Jessi hearts YOU: actually
Jessi hearts YOU: this is neither of our couches
Jessi hearts YOU: its joeys friends couch ;x
ch a rm x alyssa: roflmfao ;x
ch a rm x alyssa: -grabs the lighter, lights the couch on fire-
Jessi hearts YOU: -pulls her out of the room looking at all the scratch marks on the couch-
ch a rm x alyssa: eeeee
Jessi hearts YOU: you whore!
Jessi hearts YOU: -puts the fire out and slaps her-
ch a rm x alyssa: oops
Jessi hearts YOU: FUCKIN PYRO
ch a rm x alyssa: im a pyro at times
ch a rm x alyssa: ;x
Jessi hearts YOU: im tellin joey you did that
Jessi hearts YOU: he's gonna be maaad
ch a rm x alyssa: OH WELL
Jessi hearts YOU: -skips away-
ch a rm x alyssa: -trips her-
ch a rm x alyssa: i killed jesseh..
ch a rm x alyssa: -grabs a big stick-
ch a rm x alyssa: -pokes her titieh-
ch a rm x alyssa: yepeh, shes dead
Jessi hearts YOU: -grabs the stick-
ch a rm x alyssa: LKJSHKJSH
ch a rm x alyssa: -runs-
Jessi hearts YOU: -throws the stick whacking her behind the knees0
ch a rm x alyssa: -falls onto the floor-
ch a rm x alyssa: -thud-
Jessi hearts YOU: -points and laughs-
Jessi hearts YOU: -dies off-
ch a rm x alyssa: NO!
ch a rm x alyssa: -crawls to jesseh and bites her titteh really hard-
ch a rm x alyssa: -runs off -
Jessi hearts YOU: SHIT QUIT ABUSING MY BOOBS
ch a rm x alyssa: but..
ch a rm x alyssa: it's fun
ch a rm x alyssa: ;x
Jessi hearts YOU: IT HURTS
Jessi hearts YOU: - GRABS YOUR NIPPLE TWISTING IT-
ch a rm x alyssa: WELL YAH SHOULD OF THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE Y--OW MOTHER FUCKER
ch a rm x alyssa: -swats your hand away-
ch a rm x alyssa: -rubs my nippeh-
Jessi hearts YOU: -lays on her stomach,sleeping-
ch a rm x alyssa: -jumps on you-
ch a rm x alyssa: -bounces-
Jessi hearts YOU: im not
Jessi hearts YOU: a horsey
ch a rm x alyssa: I DUN CARE
ch a rm x alyssa: -bounces m0re-
Jessi hearts YOU: -slams her head into the floor-
ch a rm x alyssa: KJHSKJSHKSHs
ch a rm x alyssa: -cracks up-
ch a rm x alyssa: -PULLS YER PANTS DOWN-
ch a rm x alyssa: -points and laughs-
ch a rm x alyssa: BARNEH
ch a rm x alyssa: UNDIES
Jessi hearts YOU: your gonna rape me
Jessi hearts YOU: I LIKE MY BARBIE UNDIES
Jessi hearts YOU: SO KISS MY ASS
ch a rm x alyssa: HAHAHAHAHAHA
ch a rm x alyssa: I SAID BARNEH
ch a rm x alyssa: DUMBASS
Jessi hearts YOU: oh...whoops
ch a rm x alyssa: lmfao
Jessi hearts YOU: put yours on by accident
ch a rm x alyssa: pshaw
ch a rm x alyssa: mines is
ch a rm x alyssa: superman
ch a rm x alyssa: what the hell :D
Jessi hearts YOU: - slips off the barney undies putting on a [oh my fucking god]
ch a rm x alyssa: [ rofl wha ]
Jessi hearts YOU: [i was just gonna have her put on superman undies before you said that]
Jessi hearts YOU: [ROFL]
ch a rm x alyssa: [ ROFL!}
Jessi hearts YOU: -puts on superman boy short panties and one of joeys t-shirts- god he smells good
ch a rm x alyssa: rofl!
ch a rm x alyssa: andrew smells yummeh
ch a rm x alyssa: omfg, did i show you his picture
ch a rm x alyssa: OMMMMFFFFFG
ch a rm x alyssa: *runs to see if i still have it*
Jessi hearts YOU: -goes to make chocolate muffins-
Jessi hearts YOU: [i really am so if im slow responding thats why[
ch a rm x alyssa: [ rofl okay, im looking for his picture sob ]
Jessi hearts YOU: [ok]
Jessi hearts YOU: -smacks her boob watching it bounce-
ch a rm x alyssa: >:o
ch a rm x alyssa: biatch
Jessi hearts YOU: what?
ch a rm x alyssa: that hurt
Jessi hearts YOU: sowwy
ch a rm x alyssa: mmhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ch a rm x alyssa: what da hell happened
ch a rm x alyssa: to b2k
ch a rm x alyssa: rofl
Jessi hearts YOU: i dunno
ch a rm x alyssa: rofl
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| I make Maggeh quiver in all the right places...;x |
[24 Jul 2003|04:50pm] |
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Jessi hearts YOU (4:36:15 PM): rofl nick kisses like a fishy
Jessi hearts YOU (4:36:20 PM): i mean what hi
magicxmaggs (4:36:37 PM): ROFLMFAO!
Jessi hearts YOU (4:36:57 PM): its like a constant
Jessi hearts YOU (4:37:00 PM): =-O
magicxmaggs (4:37:15 PM): -dead-
Jessi hearts YOU (4:37:20 PM): rofl!
Jessi hearts YOU (4:38:07 PM): -pulls maggeh under a waterfall-
magicxmaggs (4:38:16 PM): -pulled-
Jessi hearts YOU (4:38:45 PM): -sings to her- YOUR LIPS UPON MY LIPS
Jessi hearts YOU (4:38:51 PM): YOUR FINGERTIPS ON MY FINGERTIPSSS
Jessi hearts YOU (4:38:58 PM): your skin upon my skin would be the sweetest sinnn
Jessi hearts YOU (4:39:04 PM): that would be the sweetest sinn
magicxmaggs (4:39:19 PM): -orgasms-
Jessi hearts YOU (4:39:25 PM): rofl!
Jessi hearts YOU (4:39:31 PM): MAGGIE HOLD IT IN
magicxmaggs (4:39:51 PM): -holds her breath and waits patiently-
Jessi hearts YOU (4:39:59 PM): rofl!
Jessi hearts YOU (4:40:33 PM): -touches her tummy-
magicxmaggs (4:40:35 PM): -stares at you- BUT YOU'RE SO HOT I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN
Jessi hearts YOU (4:40:41 PM): ROFLMFAO!
Jessi hearts YOU (4:40:55 PM): im not sessy
Jessi hearts YOU (4:40:56 PM): you are
magicxmaggs (4:41:08 PM): -breathes deeply and closes her eyes- try to stay calm
Jessi hearts YOU (4:41:21 PM): -licks her arm-
Jessi hearts YOU (4:42:54 PM): maggeh
Jessi hearts YOU (4:42:58 PM): you dont know how bad I WANT THAT
magicxmaggs (4:42:59 PM): yes
magicxmaggs (4:43:06 PM): HOLY HELL
magicxmaggs (4:43:12 PM): -turns lesbian-
magicxmaggs (4:43:14 PM): i mean
Jessi hearts YOU (4:43:19 PM): rofl!
magicxmaggs (4:43:22 PM): jhgdkjafhks
Jessi hearts YOU (4:43:23 PM): ROFLMFAOOOOOO
Jessi hearts YOU (4:43:37 PM): -makes her orgasm?!-
magicxmaggs (4:44:24 PM): -orgasms- oh jesseh i heart youuuuuu
Jessi hearts YOU (4:44:25 PM): it would feel so good to be so bad you dont know how bad i want that i would do anything to feel youurrr lips upon my lips
Jessi hearts YOU (4:44:35 PM): WOOT oh maggeh i heart you too
magicxmaggs (4:44:39 PM): mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Jessi hearts YOU (4:44:48 PM): -posts this in best of aim -
Jessi hearts YOU (4:44:49 PM): rofl
magicxmaggs (4:45:24 PM): ROFL NO!
magicxmaggs (4:45:26 PM): ohmigod
magicxmaggs (4:45:28 PM): -dies-
Jessi hearts YOU (4:45:41 PM): rofl
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| i think i forgot how to spell my last name |
[24 Jul 2003|03:43am] |
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GwennieDaPoo: i redid my layout a little and i put my name as gwen stephanie ( stephani))
GwennieDaPoo: stefani dammit
GwennieDaPoo: i dont even know my own last name lmfao
ginger sold out: lol
GwennieDaPoo: thats sad
ginger sold out: :-(
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MTV IS SHIT??
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ginger sold out: mtv is shit
GwennieDaPoo: yeah
GwennieDaPoo: but that bow wow song is cool
ginger sold out: yes sure
GwennieDaPoo: hah he grew a lot
ginger sold out: yes look at him
GwennieDaPoo: i know he use to be so little now his big :[
ginger sold out: last time i saw him he was tiny
GwennieDaPoo: yeah
Bow Wow has grown hasnt he??
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| The other night convo between me and chris *smh* |
[24 Jul 2003|05:55am] |
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ch a rm x alyssa (6:47:25 AM): *runs around wildly*
Chris W Wut (6:47:50 AM): *runs around in underwear* I lost my clothes
ch a rm x alyssa (6:48:01 AM): *cracks up* WHO TOOK YOUR CLOTHES?
Chris W Wut (6:48:19 AM): I bet it was... YOU
Chris W Wut (6:48:25 AM): *tackles you*
ch a rm x alyssa (6:48:26 AM): *gasps*
ch a rm x alyssa (6:48:29 AM): NEVEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
ch a rm x alyssa (6:48:43 AM): -tackled-
Chris W Wut (6:49:11 AM): oook then..
Chris W Wut (6:49:14 AM): give me your clothes
ch a rm x alyssa (6:50:00 AM): No
ch a rm x alyssa (6:50:02 AM): MINE
Chris W Wut (6:50:24 AM): but...but you've more in your cupboard
Chris W Wut (6:50:26 AM): SHARE
ch a rm x alyssa (6:50:34 AM): NO!
Chris W Wut (6:50:35 AM): god told you to share
ch a rm x alyssa (6:50:38 AM): god lies
ch a rm x alyssa (6:50:39 AM): ;x
Chris W Wut (6:50:41 AM): no
ch a rm x alyssa (6:50:44 AM): YES
Chris W Wut (6:50:45 AM): fmpweji wut
Chris W Wut (6:50:48 AM): dont say god lies
Chris W Wut (6:50:50 AM): devil
ch a rm x alyssa (6:50:54 AM): I AM THE DEVIL
ch a rm x alyssa (6:50:59 AM): -polishes my horns-
Chris W Wut (6:51:09 AM): omg -runs and hides in your cupboard-
ch a rm x alyssa (6:51:25 AM): -cracks up and jumps out- COME OUTTTTTTTTTTTT AND PLAY -cackles-
Chris W Wut (6:52:06 AM): -comes out in a michael jackson style- I never thought you'd style like that aly -looks down at me- whooo -does the moon walk-
ch a rm x alyssa (6:52:15 AM): ROFLMFAO
ch a rm x alyssa (6:52:27 AM): -Grabs my crotch- BILLEH JEANS NOT HIS LOVAH OWWW
Chris W Wut (6:52:58 AM): she's just a boy thinkin she's a gurl oww -grabs my nuts- gsetthr
ch a rm x alyssa (6:53:21 AM): -cracks up-
ch a rm x alyssa (6:53:27 AM): -Pounces you-
ch a rm x alyssa (6:53:31 AM): OFF MY CLOTHES YO
Chris W Wut (6:53:43 AM): NO
ch a rm x alyssa (6:53:46 AM): YES
Chris W Wut (6:53:46 AM): goooo home
ch a rm x alyssa (6:53:50 AM): I AM HOME YO!
Chris W Wut (6:53:59 AM): I KNOW YO
ch a rm x alyssa (6:54:03 AM): AIGHT
Chris W Wut (6:54:19 AM): I'm the king of pop don't tell me to get off MY clothes aight?!
ch a rm x alyssa (6:54:23 AM): ROFL
ch a rm x alyssa (6:54:30 AM): *runs to the roof*
ch a rm x alyssa (6:54:35 AM): *watches the sky get dark*
ch a rm x alyssa (6:54:37 AM): *sings*
ch a rm x alyssa (6:54:44 AM): MY SPIRITSSS SLEEPING SOMEWHEEREEEE COLDDDDDDd
ch a rm x alyssa (6:55:01 AM): *Walks along the edge* WAKE ME UP INSIDEE WAKE ME UP INSIDEEEEE
ch a rm x alyssa (6:55:06 AM): SAVE ME FROM THE DARRRRRRK WEEEEEEEEE
Chris W Wut (6:55:23 AM): rofl
ch a rm x alyssa (6:55:28 AM): rofl
ch a rm x alyssa (6:55:34 AM): -Falls off of the edge-
ch a rm x alyssa (6:55:36 AM): HOLEH SHIT
ch a rm x alyssa (6:55:40 AM): HOW DOES AMY DO IT
ch a rm x alyssa (6:55:43 AM): -tries to get up-
Chris W Wut (6:55:52 AM): -grabs your hand-
Chris W Wut (6:55:58 AM): don't let me diiiie here
ch a rm x alyssa (6:56:13 AM): -Holds onto your hand looking gdown trying to get up- bring me to life
Chris W Wut (6:56:25 AM): how do I bring you to life?
Chris W Wut (6:56:34 AM): -scratches his head letting you fall-
Chris W Wut (6:56:36 AM): oops
ch a rm x alyssa (6:56:39 AM): frozen inside without your touch, without your love darling only you are the life among the deaddddddddddd -falllllssssss-
ch a rm x alyssa (6:57:00 AM): -screams- BRING ME TO LIFE
Chris W Wut (6:57:18 AM): -jumps after you-
ch a rm x alyssa (6:57:35 AM): -reaches her hands out screaming like mary jane from spiderman when shes falling,-
Chris W Wut (6:58:05 AM): omfg we just thought the same..I was like Im turning into spiderman
ch a rm x alyssa (6:58:15 AM): -cracks up-
ch a rm x alyssa (6:58:21 AM): OK SAVE ME >:0
Chris W Wut (6:59:06 AM): -turns into spiderman and saves you-
ch a rm x alyssa (6:59:16 AM): -squeals- MY HERO YO!
Chris W Wut (7:01:05 AM): -feels the ground under their feet again-
ch a rm x alyssa (7:01:41 AM): -squeals then rips your clothes off cuz there mine- KINGGGG OF POP MY ASSSSS -runs off like superman-
Chris W Wut (7:02:04 AM): -kicks you in the ass- shake it babeh yea yea
ch a rm x alyssa (7:02:13 AM): ROFL OW
ch a rm x alyssa (7:02:17 AM): LEAVE MY ASS ALONE
ch a rm x alyssa (7:02:19 AM): ASS TOUCHER
Chris W Wut (7:02:58 AM): ass kicker K?
ch a rm x alyssa (7:03:16 AM): YOU STILL TOUCHED ALYSSA MILANO -points to herself- ASS
Chris W Wut (7:03:51 AM): did I? -orgasm-
ch a rm x alyssa (7:04:07 AM): -blinks a few times, completely disturbed-
Chris W Wut (7:04:42 AM): rofl
ch a rm x alyssa (7:04:50 AM): -Takes out a huge carrot stick-
ch a rm x alyssa (7:04:54 AM): -Beats you wif it-
ch a rm x alyssa (7:05:00 AM): DONT EVER KICK MY ASS AGAIN!
Chris W Wut (7:05:17 AM): YES SIR OK SIR
ch a rm x alyssa (7:05:19 AM): The ass is beautiful. -Rubs it-
ch a rm x alyssa (7:05:25 AM): M'AM*
Chris W Wut (7:06:00 AM): yes it is.
ch a rm x alyssa (7:06:05 AM): rofl
ch a rm x alyssa (7:06:15 AM): ARE YOU STURRIN AT MUH ASS
Chris W Wut (7:06:59 AM): JUST LIKE YOU STURREH ON HER BOOBS Y0
ch a rm x alyssa (7:07:13 AM): AHEM
ch a rm x alyssa (7:07:17 AM): HER BOOBS WERE OUT THERE
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| Alyssa kills me. |
[23 Jul 2003|11:16am] |
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ch a rm x alyssa: -Starts singing- OH SUZZANNA DONT YOU CRY FOR ME IM GONNA..UH..COME BACK FROM..I DONT KNOW ALABAMA WITH A BANJOOOOO ON MY KNEEEEEEEEEE
magicxmaggs: ROFLMFAO!
ch a rm x alyssa: -Squeals, and holds up a barbie doll- Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Britney Spears, -Takes out Ken- Ladies and Gentlemen Justin timberlake- Britney: Hi justin It's so good to see you, Justin: Hi britney your breasts are fake and thats the end, Britney: Oh justin come on i'll let you touch them like on MMC, Justin: Uh britney you didn't have tits on the MMC, christina had bigger tits then you did.
magicxmaggs: sdbasjdjaksdvjhsadgjgsfjsjhdfaslkdfsjdag dhafkjshkfd
magicxmaggs: -dead-
ch a rm x alyssa: Britney: Oh justin your so mean, I guess thats why i dumped you cause you couldnt give it to me right in bed, Justin: No britney correction I dumped you cause i found out you had a penis
ch a rm x alyssa: Britney: Justin you know i only took that dildo out for you to suck on it since thats all your good at sucking, Justin: Oh britney please, Im more then good at sucking, I can lick to, Brtiney: Oh justin have my babies, Justin: Not with you you crazy biatch, *smashes the barbies together throwing them against the wall* THE END
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